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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49590 on: May 12, 2017, 10:06:42 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49591 on: May 12, 2017, 10:09:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 09:53:56 AM
I will get my black suit out  :thumbsup:

We could have a joint funeral and save munny like!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49592 on: May 12, 2017, 10:11:29 AM »
BOGOF  :thumbsup:

Apey could do a disco or summat  rubschin:

And LL could serve pizza  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49593 on: May 12, 2017, 10:12:05 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2017, 10:00:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2017, 09:13:00 AM
He says I am at risk of a heart attack...  scared2:


...because of my age!  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

How many years at doctor school did that take ??

Surely we are all risk of dying sooner the older we get ??? rubschin:

He said I ticked the three main boxes...

1) Family history (Dad had a dodgy ticker)
2) High BP
3) Being male and over 45...  sad24:

Strangely, consuming vast amounts of collapso didn't bother him one iota...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49594 on: May 12, 2017, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 10:11:29 AM
BOGOF  :thumbsup:

Apey could do a disco or summat  rubschin:

And LL could serve pizza  :thumbsup:

Cremation then...?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49595 on: May 12, 2017, 10:15:15 AM »
I heard about a new one the other day  :thumbsup:

They stick you in a tank of water and chemicals and you sort of dissolve  rubschin:

You could use your pool...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49596 on: May 12, 2017, 10:18:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 10:15:15 AM
I heard about a new one the other day  :thumbsup:

They stick you in a tank of water and chemicals and you sort of dissolve  rubschin:

You could use your pool...

Awaits quadcopter jokes... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49597 on: May 12, 2017, 12:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 10:11:29 AM
BOGOF  :thumbsup:

Apey could do a disco or summat  rubschin:

And LL could serve pizza  :thumbsup:

No mates rates ....... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49598 on: May 12, 2017, 12:41:33 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 12, 2017, 12:29:24 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 10:11:29 AM
BOGOF  :thumbsup:

Apey could do a disco or summat  rubschin:

And LL could serve pizza  :thumbsup:

No mates rates ....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49599 on: May 12, 2017, 12:47:46 PM »
There is a chap in the "office" who I vaguely know. Ran into him at a conference last year.

Me: Are you going to the Festival of Skills again in June?
Him: Never miss it. Someone always gets pregnant.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49600 on: May 12, 2017, 12:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 12:47:46 PM
There is a chap in the "office" who I vaguely know. Ran into him at a conference last year.

Me: Are you going to the Festival of Skills again in June?
Him: Never miss it. Someone always gets pregnant.

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What sort of skills are they teaching?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49601 on: May 12, 2017, 12:59:14 PM »
I feel like I have missed out on something  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49602 on: May 12, 2017, 12:59:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 12:59:14 PM
I feel like I have missed out on something  :thumbsup:

A babby by the sound of it!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49603 on: May 12, 2017, 02:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2017, 12:58:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 12:47:46 PM
There is a chap in the "office" who I vaguely know. Ran into him at a conference last year.

Me: Are you going to the Festival of Skills again in June?
Him: Never miss it. Someone always gets pregnant.

 eeek:

What sort of skills are they teaching?  eeek:

Swordsmanship ?

Roasting ?

Swimming ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49604 on: May 13, 2017, 02:10:02 PM »
I am back, like  :thumbsup:
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