The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

[Steve]

I am back at the air con rescue centre

Things are not looking so good for the mature Mazda or my bank balance

 

Man says "there's a bit missing from the air con radiator"

Man phones everyone in the known universe to track down part and finally says "£450 to fix"

Steve sucks teeth and says "yes" through gritted teeth.  Realistically it was that or scrap it and it still drives beautifully and gets to bonkers speeds way too fast

Still    though

[Barman]

I am back at the air con rescue centre

Things are not looking so good for the mature Mazda or my bank balance

 

Man says "there's a bit missing from the air con radiator"

Man phones everyone in the known universe to track down part and finally says "£450 to fix"

Steve sucks teeth and says "yes" through gritted teeth.  Realistically it was that or scrap it and it still drives beautifully and gets to bonkers speeds way too fast

Still    though

[Steve]

I am back at the air con rescue centre

Things are not looking so good for the mature Mazda or my bank balance

 

Man says "there's a bit missing from the air con radiator"

Man phones everyone in the known universe to track down part and finally says "£450 to fix"

Steve sucks teeth and says "yes" through gritted teeth.  Realistically it was that or scrap it and it still drives beautifully and gets to bonkers speeds way too fast

Still    though

  If I cut out all and any spending on hard drugs, loose women and reckless thrill seeking I should be able to afford it

[Nick]

Ditch the Mazda 

[Steve]

Ditch the Mazda 

0 to 60 in 6.1 seconds buys a lot of loyalty.  And you can transport a washing machine in it

[Nick]

Werk then horsepickle 

[Grumpmeister]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

That poor old man clearly has problems. He looked so lost standing there with a bucket on his head that I didn't have the heart to fail his car.

 

[Barman]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

That poor old man clearly has problems. He looked so lost standing there with a bucket on his head that I didn't have the heart to fail his car.

 

 

Ackchewlee she loved MeMi! 

MoT takes 20 mins here - the 'puter won't print a cerstificate until 20 mins after the test has started. 

So we had time to wait around at the end and she went to get a load of blokes from the metal bashing shop next door to cast their eyes on MeMi's magnificence....   

[Grumpmeister]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

That poor old man clearly has problems. He looked so lost standing there with a bucket on his head that I didn't have the heart to fail his car.

 

 

Ackchewlee she loved MeMi! 

MoT takes 20 mins here - the 'puter won't print a cerstificate until 20 mins after the test has started. 

So we had time to wait around at the end and she went to get a load of blokes from the metal bashing shop next door to cast their eyes on MeMi and see what it would take to fix the damage I had done.... 

[Barman]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

That poor old man clearly has problems. He looked so lost standing there with a bucket on his head that I didn't have the heart to fail his car.

 

 

Ackchewlee she loved MeMi! 

MoT takes 20 mins here - the 'puter won't print a cerstificate until 20 mins after the test has started. 

So we had time to wait around at the end and she went to get a load of blokes from the metal bashing shop next door to cast their eyes on MeMi and see what it would take to fix the damage I had done.... 

 

[Grumpmeister]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

That poor old man clearly has problems. He looked so lost standing there with a bucket on his head that I didn't have the heart to fail his car.

 

 

Ackchewlee she loved MeMi! 

MoT takes 20 mins here - the 'puter won't print a cerstificate until 20 mins after the test has started. 

So we had time to wait around at the end and she went to get a load of blokes from the metal bashing shop next door to cast their eyes on MeMi and see what it would take to fix the damage I had done.... 

 

Well if you are going to provide such an easy target..... 

[Barman]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

That poor old man clearly has problems. He looked so lost standing there with a bucket on his head that I didn't have the heart to fail his car.

 

 

Ackchewlee she loved MeMi! 

MoT takes 20 mins here - the 'puter won't print a cerstificate until 20 mins after the test has started. 

So we had time to wait around at the end and she went to get a load of blokes from the metal bashing shop next door to cast their eyes on MeMi and see what it would take to fix the damage I had done.... 

 

Well if you are going to provide such an easy target..... 

I know they are the only ones you can hit... 

[Grumpmeister]

MoT passed! 

It was a wumman doing it! 

That's prolly why it passed 

I care not... 

That poor old man clearly has problems. He looked so lost standing there with a bucket on his head that I didn't have the heart to fail his car.

 

 

Ackchewlee she loved MeMi! 

MoT takes 20 mins here - the 'puter won't print a cerstificate until 20 mins after the test has started. 

So we had time to wait around at the end and she went to get a load of blokes from the metal bashing shop next door to cast their eyes on MeMi and see what it would take to fix the damage I had done.... 

 

Well if you are going to provide such an easy target..... 

I know they are the only ones you can hit... 

Hardly, just thought it would be easier on you to get it out of the way before Apey and co started 

[Nick]

An e mail floods in. The same gubbernment department that is paying me to plagiarise my own work now wants to pay me more to plagiarise it AGAIN!!