The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

An e mail floods in. The same gubbernment department that is paying me to plagiarise my own work now wants to pay me more to plagiarise it AGAIN!!

[Nick]

I am getting paid to do the same job three times. It's mad  brilliant

The latest e mail started, "Let's imagine I had £5K for someone to do some reconfiguring of this for another purpose....."

Am calling him Tuesday 

[Grumpmeister]

An e mail floods in. The same gubbernment department that is paying me to plagiarise my own work now wants to pay me more to plagiarise it AGAIN!!

How much plagiarising does it need? If it's just a case of changing some names over then just use the replace option in your word processor and the jobs done in 5 minutes.   

[Nick]

Oh, I had not thought of doing that 

[Grumpmeister]

Oh, I had not thought of doing that 

Six Sigma consulting, Grumpmeister stylee. 


I'll send you the invoice in a couple of days, it'll only cost 10% of what they are paying you. 

[Steve]

 

[Steve]

Off to Aldershot for an adventure

[Nick]

"lunch" with Nod and not much else 

[Barman]

Choir related stuff...

[Nick]

Home

[Steve]

Off to Aldershot for an adventure

Oh that was most excellent


(and that's about the only pic of me you will ever get on the interweb)

[Barman]

Back here like... 

[Nick]

In 1973, straight after A level, I went to the USA with five friends. We picked up a car in NYC, drove south through Washington, the Carolinas, the Deep South to New Orleans. From there we went West to the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, LA and then up the coastal highway to SF. Up over the Rockies, across the Great Plains to Detroit, Niagara Falls and back to NYC. We camped or slept in the car. We were terrified of guns, bears, rattlesnakes and crocodiles.

We got shot at, run out of a town for having long hair, drunk on Mezcal, and more.

Today we meet again for the first time since then for dinner and collapso. Photographs will be viewed.

I can't believe we are all over 60

[Barman]

In 1973, straight after A level, I went to the USA with five friends. We picked up a car in NYC, drove south through Washington, the Carolinas, the Deep South to New Orleans. From there we went West to the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, LA and then up the coastal highway to SF. Up over the Rockies, across the Great Plains to Detroit, Niagara Falls and back to NYC. We camped or slept in the car. We were terrified of guns, bears, rattlesnakes and crocodiles.

We got shot at, run out of a town for having long hair, drunk on Mezcal, and more.

Today we meet again for the first time since then for dinner and collapso. Photographs will be viewed.

I can't believe we are all over 60

Cool! 

Today I am going to 'lunch' with Miss A & Swillmore.... 

[Steve]

In 1973, straight after A level, I went to the USA with five friends. We picked up a car in NYC, drove south through Washington, the Carolinas, the Deep South to New Orleans. From there we went West to the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, LA and then up the coastal highway to SF. Up over the Rockies, across the Great Plains to Detroit, Niagara Falls and back to NYC. We camped or slept in the car. We were terrified of guns, bears, rattlesnakes and crocodiles.

We got shot at, run out of a town for having long hair, drunk on Mezcal, and more.

Today we meet again for the first time since then for dinner and collapso. Photographs will be viewed.

I can't believe we are all over 60

Cool! 

 

Today I am going to 'lunch' with Miss A & Swillmore.... 

Tell her to get back posting here.