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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49800 on: May 31, 2017, 07:15:09 AM »
Anyway, I am now at Number One in the charts  :thumbsup: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49801 on: May 31, 2017, 07:15:36 AM »
Ripping up the irrigation system in the garden...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49802 on: May 31, 2017, 07:17:04 AM »
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49803 on: May 31, 2017, 07:28:20 AM »
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

I'll get drenched prolly...  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49804 on: May 31, 2017, 07:54:30 AM »
The newspaper cut my best gag from the narticle, claiming it would be "over the heads" of most readers  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49805 on: May 31, 2017, 08:00:38 AM »
The newspaper cut my best gag from the narticle, claiming it would be "over the heads" of most readers  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Does TMR read it then...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49806 on: May 31, 2017, 08:01:55 AM »
 noooo:

Anyhoo, the local TV station is based at the "office" and they are doing a chat show today. It seems to involve several laydee Olympic athletes in lycra........ :sex023: :sex023: NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49807 on: May 31, 2017, 03:42:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49808 on: May 31, 2017, 03:43:15 PM »
Oh noes  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49809 on: May 31, 2017, 05:37:46 PM »
Precisely 15 years ago we were staying in a friend's villa in Pissouri which ultimately ended up with us living here... haven't seen him since...  redface:

Sitting in a bar in the square tonight and he walked in!   Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49810 on: May 31, 2017, 05:38:29 PM »
Do you owe him munny?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49811 on: May 31, 2017, 05:38:55 PM »
Do you owe him munny?

Noooooooooooooooooo!  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49812 on: May 31, 2017, 05:39:19 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49813 on: May 31, 2017, 05:43:41 PM »
noooo:

I don't think we ever paid for the dishwasher...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49814 on: May 31, 2017, 05:47:41 PM »
Precisely 15 years ago we were staying in a friend's villa in Pissouri which ultimately ended up with us living here... haven't seen him since...  redface:

Sitting in a bar in the square tonight and he walked in!   Shocked:

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Precisely 15 years ago we had to have some people to stay at our villa in Pissouri and the bastards stole our dishwasher which ultimately ended up with us having to go to the pub to drink to forget -  haven't seen him since...   ;D

went to a bar in the square tonight and he was sitting there!    Banghead
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