The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

I have no idea why the Sheriff was there

But you knew yesterday he was coming and you knew why you were going so . . . . .

[Nick]

Yes, but his motives and presence were mysterious....

That twat Vernon Coaker was there too

[Steve]

Yes, but his motives and presence were mysterious....

That twat Vernon Coaker was there too

So why were YOU there?

[Barman]

Yes, but his motives and presence were mysterious....

That twat Vernon Coaker was there too

So why were YOU there?

To shoot the deputy...? 

[Steve]

Yes, but his motives and presence were mysterious....

That twat Vernon Coaker was there too

So why were YOU there?

To shoot the deputy...? 

  it's the only explanation

[Nick]

It's a looooooooooooong story 

[Just One More]

Well that was weird!!

How come that bloke second from the left has a posherer lanyard than the others 

[Steve]

It's a looooooooooooong story 

we have time

[Nick]

I may not have 

[Steve]

I may not have 

[Barman]

I may not have 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I may not have 

I have a lovely black dress, shoes, handbag and everything. 

[Barman]

I may not have 

I have a lovely black dress, shoes, handbag and everything. 

You'll match my nice suit and tie.... 

I'll take you on my arm into the service and we can dance on his grave afters... 

[Grumpmeister]

I may not have 

I have a lovely black dress, shoes, handbag and everything. 

You'll match my nice suit and tie.... 

I'll take you on my arm into the service and we can dance on his grave afters... 

Something tells me that given this:

http://youtu.be/kfskTWtU20Q

It would be more a case of you trying to dance while Tispy is rolling on the ground in hysterics at the spectacle... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I may not have 

I have a lovely black dress, shoes, handbag and everything. 

You'll match my nice suit and tie.... 

I'll take you on my arm into the service and we can dance on his grave afters... 

I can't dance to whiney Dylan.  😂