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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49950 on: June 10, 2017, 09:14:24 AM »
We got back last night , turned the key in the fromt door and started to look forward to that being home feeling,  This went in a nano second once the smell hit you and then the eyes adjusted to witness the state of the place.

It looked like the Man's son had been having a party for about 3 weeks solid. We counted 17 pizza boxes.  3 empty bottles of gin. 48 cans of lager.  1 empty bottle of brandy etc etc. Food everywhere and in every state. Some had even come back to life !!

Now he is 20 next month and the fecking irony is he doesn't even really live here any more ...now his mother has had a loft conversion done so he effectively has his own  almost self contained flat at hers.  But he was asked if he would 'check " out house occasionally .

But the most annoying thing is one of these parties they obviously decided to have a throwback children's theme. So there was a huge paddling pool that was bought , pumped up and filled left in the garden. Complimentef by about 100kg of sand they had used for a home made 'pit'  that had since been rained on abd has become an unmoveable object! They obviously  needed help getting it to the house as evidenced by the shopping trolley parked in the back garden.

He has not answered any messages since we have got back. I am still livid !!!

I am not niave and expected that he would have mates round but to leave everything in this state is unacceptable. I am not going to be nice !!!!

Terrible.

But you need to think of some sort of hideous revenge eveilgrin:
Quite so, little shit.  evil:

Photoshop some pictures of him wearing your clothes and put them on soshul meeja.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49951 on: June 10, 2017, 07:16:05 PM »
Open Farm Sunday tomorrow  cloud9:

Miss I was thinking of coming up so we could find some cows to sing to  cloud9:

But the trains don't werk right  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49952 on: June 10, 2017, 09:26:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49953 on: June 11, 2017, 02:55:52 AM »
Open Farm Sunday tomorrow  cloud9:

Miss I was thinking of coming up so we could find some cows to sing to  cloud9:

But the trains don't werk right  evil:

So lunch with Nod for review of Barca trip  NickSick



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49954 on: June 11, 2017, 03:26:12 AM »
Off to the classic car show...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49955 on: June 11, 2017, 09:48:29 AM »
Open Farm Sunday tomorrow  cloud9:

Miss I was thinking of coming up so we could find some cows to sing to  cloud9:

But the trains don't werk right  evil:

So lunch with Nod for review of Barca trip  NickSick



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49956 on: June 11, 2017, 03:05:36 PM »
Lunch with Nod  NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49957 on: June 11, 2017, 03:27:44 PM »
Lunch with Nod  NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
Please say he didn't get near any coffee machines
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49958 on: June 11, 2017, 03:31:14 PM »
Oh noes noooo:

Sympathy invite tomorrow for "lunch" with the vicar's daughter. At this rate I will be dead before Friday  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49959 on: June 11, 2017, 03:32:59 PM »
Oh noes noooo:

Sympathy invite tomorrow for "lunch" with the vicar's daughter. At this rate I will be dead before Friday  :thumbsup:

You weren't clear there, was the sympathy invite for you or Nod?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49960 on: June 12, 2017, 07:27:08 AM »
Back at the "office" and then lunch with the naked sleepwalker...................
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49961 on: June 12, 2017, 11:02:57 AM »
Off to the classic car show...  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49962 on: June 12, 2017, 11:34:41 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49963 on: June 12, 2017, 11:36:37 AM »
Today will be off to the less than classic rubbish tip and then charity shop to offload more crap we were storing.

Funny the stuff you decide to keep though.  A 1950's world political atlas was reprieved

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49964 on: June 12, 2017, 11:52:49 AM »
Today will be off to the less than classic rubbish tip and then charity shop to offload more crap we were storing.

Funny the stuff you decide to keep though.  A 1950's world political atlas was reprieved

Chucking out stuff is hard...  redface:
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