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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50310 on: July 07, 2017, 08:22:39 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:21:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:20:48 AM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50311 on: July 07, 2017, 08:24:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:22:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:21:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:20:48 AM
I'm bleddy here there and everywhere today...  noooo:
And ear worming of course

Yes...  evil:

I shall get Google Home to play it...  cloud9:
Doesn't Google Home have standards then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50312 on: July 07, 2017, 08:25:07 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:24:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:22:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:21:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:20:48 AM
I'm bleddy here there and everywhere today...  noooo:
And ear worming of course

Yes...  evil:

I shall get Google Home to play it...  cloud9:
Doesn't Google Home have standards then

Well, she is in my home...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50313 on: July 07, 2017, 11:04:59 AM »
Just done a bit of gardening, fairly light work pruning back the roses and brambles that are invading the patio. Another step on the road to recovery, it's a slow process. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50314 on: July 07, 2017, 11:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2017, 11:04:59 AM
Just done a bit of gardening, fairly light work pruning back the roses and brambles that are invading the patio. Another step on the road to recovery, it's a slow process.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50315 on: July 07, 2017, 11:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:24:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:22:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:21:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:20:48 AM
I'm bleddy here there and everywhere today...  noooo:
And ear worming of course

Yes...  evil:

I shall get Google Home to play it...  cloud9:
Doesn't Google Home have standards then

Well, she is in my home...  whistle:

So Google Home's standards are as low as LL's then....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50316 on: July 07, 2017, 11:33:23 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2017, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:24:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:22:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:21:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:20:48 AM
I'm bleddy here there and everywhere today...  noooo:
And ear worming of course

Yes...  evil:

I shall get Google Home to play it...  cloud9:
Doesn't Google Home have standards then

Well, she is in my home...  whistle:

So Google Home's standards are as low as LL's then....  rubschin:

Yup!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50317 on: July 07, 2017, 01:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 11:15:29 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2017, 11:04:59 AM
Just done a bit of gardening, fairly light work pruning back the roses and brambles that are invading the patio. Another step on the road to recovery, it's a slow process.

 :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50318 on: July 07, 2017, 01:01:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 11:33:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2017, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:24:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:22:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:21:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:20:48 AM
I'm bleddy here there and everywhere today...  noooo:
And ear worming of course

Yes...  evil:

I shall get Google Home to play it...  cloud9:
Doesn't Google Home have standards then

Well, she is in my home...  whistle:

So Google Home's standards are as low as LL's then....  rubschin:

Yup!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50319 on: July 07, 2017, 01:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 11:33:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2017, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:24:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:22:39 AM
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 08:21:53 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 08:20:48 AM
I'm bleddy here there and everywhere today...  noooo:
And ear worming of course

Yes...  evil:

I shall get Google Home to play it...  cloud9:
Doesn't Google Home have standards then

Well, she is in my home...  whistle:

So Google Home's standards are as low as LL's then....  rubschin:

Yup!  :thumbsup:

Poor LL, she must have done something horrific in a previous life...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50320 on: July 07, 2017, 02:35:23 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 07, 2017, 01:00:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2017, 11:15:29 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2017, 11:04:59 AM
Just done a bit of gardening, fairly light work pruning back the roses and brambles that are invading the patio. Another step on the road to recovery, it's a slow process.

 :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  One step at a time is all you need. It's he ones who try to return to full speed on day 2 that get into trouble.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50321 on: July 07, 2017, 03:48:31 PM »
Well done, Uncle  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50322 on: July 07, 2017, 03:54:45 PM »
Top tip: When talking to 7 year olds at your old school about "the olden days" do NOT mention:

The cane
The slipper
Standing in corners
The nit nurse
Being whacked for being left handed

as they tend to start crying  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50323 on: July 07, 2017, 07:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 07, 2017, 03:54:45 PM
Top tip: When talking to 7 year olds at your old school about "the olden days" do NOT mention:

The rack
The stocks
The Spanish Inquisition
Standing in corners
Being whacked for being left handed

as they tend to start crying  redface: redface: redface:

 rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50324 on: July 07, 2017, 11:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 07, 2017, 03:54:45 PM
Top tip: When talking to 7 year olds at your old school about "the olden days" do NOT mention:

The cane
The slipper
Standing in corners
The nit nurse
Being whacked for being left handed

as they tend to start crying  redface: redface: redface:
lol:

Best also to avoid talking about the days when the local priest used to visit.  And talking about that trip to see Jim'll Fixit being filmed would be a right no no
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