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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50385 on: July 11, 2017, 03:40:12 PM »
Dropped the brat off at Heathrow to begin her 5 weeks in Thailand.

So getting to leave for the airport and she says I just need to go to TKMaxx to get a neck pillow for the plane.
I suggest that there are other places or even at the airport but they won't have the one she wants !!!

Oh and yes by the way she then just needs to sort out her standing order for the rent in Brighton breaches that has run out .

Oh and by the way can she go and get a new phone cover!!!

Aaaggggghhhhhh Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50386 on: July 11, 2017, 03:41:06 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50387 on: July 11, 2017, 03:48:12 PM »
Dropped the brat off at Heathrow to begin her 5 weeks in Thailand.

So getting to leave for the airport and she says I just need to go to TKMaxx to get a neck pillow for the plane.
I suggest that there are other places or even at the airport but they won't have the one she wants !!!

Oh and yes by the way she then just needs to sort out her standing order for the rent in Brighton breaches that has run out .

Oh and by the way can she go and get a new phone cover!!!

Aaaggggghhhhhh Banghead

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The first time Miss piggy came to Cyprus for a week she proudly announced that she had left her car in the short-term car park at Heathrow, "as it was closest to the terminal"....   Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50388 on: July 11, 2017, 03:52:03 PM »
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Did she crash through the gates too?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50389 on: July 11, 2017, 05:13:05 PM »
Dropped the brat off at Heathrow to begin her 5 weeks in Thailand.

So getting to leave for the airport and she says I just need to go to TKMaxx to get a neck pillow for the plane.
I suggest that there are other places or even at the airport but they won't have the one she wants !!!

Oh and yes by the way she then just needs to sort out her standing order for the rent in Brighton breaches that has run out .

Oh and by the way can she go and get a new phone cover!!!

Aaaggggghhhhhh Banghead

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The first time Miss piggy came to Cyprus for a week she proudly announced that she had left her car in the short-term car park at Heathrow, "as it was closest to the terminal"....   Banghead

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The Brat has a long stopover in Dubai and on teh ay to the airport informs me that there are Uber Helicopters in Dubai  eeek: I have blocker her from my account  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50390 on: July 11, 2017, 05:18:26 PM »
Also I was hoping for at least 7 hours peace  ....but oh noes . Bleddy wifi on the plane  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50391 on: July 11, 2017, 05:20:48 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point:...............................

Tell her you have run off with some old bald East Enders actor...................
































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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50392 on: July 11, 2017, 05:21:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50393 on: July 11, 2017, 05:28:46 PM »
I blame the drugs  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50394 on: July 11, 2017, 05:29:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50395 on: July 11, 2017, 05:51:18 PM »
Also I was hoping for at least 7 hours peace  ....but oh noes . Bleddy wifi on the plane  Banghead Banghead Banghead

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How much is WiFi on a plane like???  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50396 on: July 11, 2017, 05:57:01 PM »
Apparently they have a couple of hours worth free and they can pay a fiver for the rest of the journey  sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50397 on: July 11, 2017, 08:03:16 PM »
Apparently they have a couple of hours worth free and they can pay a fiver per minute for the rest of the journey  sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50398 on: July 12, 2017, 06:27:47 AM »
Apparently they have a couple of hours worth free and they can pay a fiver per minute for the rest of the journey  sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50399 on: July 12, 2017, 06:33:37 AM »
Early to the "office" so Miss I can continue shouting at the pooter until she has to go back to that there London. sad24:

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