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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50955 on: August 21, 2017, 11:21:01 AM »
No  angel1  He was a loud mouthed twat with an attitude problem.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50956 on: August 21, 2017, 11:24:04 AM »
He is of the Semitic persuasion. I can hear him doing deals on the phone but for some reason he can only accept payments in cash  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50957 on: August 21, 2017, 11:37:05 AM »
He is of the Semitic persuasion. I can hear him doing deals on the phone but for some reason he can only accept payments in cash  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50958 on: August 21, 2017, 11:39:39 AM »
Even I am not that evil ........... angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50959 on: August 21, 2017, 02:30:27 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50960 on: August 21, 2017, 02:30:56 PM »
Ahoy! I'm back like!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50961 on: August 21, 2017, 02:31:20 PM »
Just bumped into someone I was at skool with. Haven't seen him since 1971 eeek:

Shook hands and had a coffee. Then remembered that we hated each other at skool. Tricky.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50962 on: August 21, 2017, 02:35:18 PM »
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« Reply #50963 on: August 21, 2017, 02:40:26 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50964 on: August 21, 2017, 02:49:17 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50965 on: August 21, 2017, 02:49:46 PM »
Roger the Cabin Boy?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50966 on: August 21, 2017, 02:54:04 PM »
Roger the Cabin Boy?

No... ::)

Actually, Keith the boat owner really did look like this!  eeek:




He let me drive...  cloud9:

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...and we saw flying fish!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50967 on: August 21, 2017, 02:56:01 PM »
Roger the Cabin Boy?

No... ::)

Actually, Keith the boat owner really did look like this!  eeek:




He let me drive...  cloud9:

...and I parked it back at Latchi harbour....  whistle:

...and we saw flying fish!  eeek:
:thumbsup:

How many quadcopters did you catch?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50968 on: August 21, 2017, 02:58:19 PM »
Roger the Cabin Boy?

No... ::)

Actually, Keith the boat owner really did look like this!  eeek:




He let me drive...  cloud9:

...and I parked it back at Latchi harbour....  whistle:

...and we saw flying fish!  eeek:
:thumbsup:

How many quadcopters did you catch?

None...  cry:

But we did park the boat and go snorkeling at 'Shipwreck Bay' and saw a mortar shell...  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #50969 on: August 21, 2017, 03:02:06 PM »
Roger the Cabin Boy?

No... ::)

Actually, Keith the boat owner really did look like this!  eeek:




He let me drive...  cloud9:

...and I parked it back at Latchi harbour....  whistle:

...and we saw flying fish!  eeek:
:thumbsup:

How many quadcopters did you catch?

None...  cry:

But we did park the boat and go snorkeling at 'Shipwreck Bay' and saw a mortar shell...  eeek:

She missed again? You'd think LL would have got the hang of that mortar by now...  noooo:
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