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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51225 on: September 15, 2017, 01:38:50 PM »
Making good progress on the garage...  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51226 on: September 16, 2017, 05:59:54 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51227 on: September 16, 2017, 08:12:15 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51228 on: September 16, 2017, 08:26:00 AM »
Moving stuff from one room to another
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51229 on: September 16, 2017, 06:49:27 PM »
Sod Scunthorpe. Back in Nottingham and £1500 lighter  NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51230 on: September 16, 2017, 08:56:47 PM »
Sod Scunthorpe. Back in Nottingham and £1500 lighter  NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51231 on: September 16, 2017, 09:21:10 PM »
I know that going to see films when you are underage is a right of passion but at least when I was a kid we made an effort to at least try and pass for being older. If you are don't look any older than 12 or 13 and are jabbering away to one of your mates on your phone in a voice that is so high pitched that dogs are wondering what the hell is going on we are not suddenly going to think that your balls have dropped and you have suddenly become a few years older because you make yourself sound like a cheap Barry White knockoff when you ask for a ticket to see IT.

For crying out loud show some self respect and at least try and do the job properly. By the way throwing a tantrum or running backwards and forwards outside the cinema shouting "bastard!!!", "suck my cock!!!" and "fuck you!!!" when we tell you we won't sell you a ticket isn't going to convince us, in all honesty it will probably lead to mockery and much laughter from the staff at your expense.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51232 on: September 16, 2017, 09:25:41 PM »
I know that going to see films when you are underage is a right of passion but at least when I was a kid we made an effort to at least try and pass for being older. If you are don't look any older than 12 or 13 and are jabbering away to one of your mates on your phone in a voice that is so high pitched that dogs are wondering what the hell is going on we are not suddenly going to think that your balls have dropped and you have suddenly become a few years older because you make yourself sound like a cheap Barry White knockoff when you ask for a ticket to see IT.

For crying out loud show some self respect and at least try and do the job properly. By the way throwing a tantrum or running backwards and forwards outside the cinema shouting "bastard!!!", "suck my cock!!!" and "fuck you!!!" when we tell you we won't sell you a ticket isn't going to convince us, in all honesty it will probably lead to mockery and much laughter from the staff at your expense.  eveilgrin:
How about post the CCTV footage on YouTube
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51233 on: September 16, 2017, 09:29:49 PM »
I know that going to see films when you are underage is a right of passion but at least when I was a kid we made an effort to at least try and pass for being older. If you are don't look any older than 12 or 13 and are jabbering away to one of your mates on your phone in a voice that is so high pitched that dogs are wondering what the hell is going on we are not suddenly going to think that your balls have dropped and you have suddenly become a few years older because you make yourself sound like a cheap Barry White knockoff when you ask for a ticket to see IT.

For crying out loud show some self respect and at least try and do the job properly. By the way throwing a tantrum or running backwards and forwards outside the cinema shouting "bastard!!!", "suck my cock!!!" and "fuck you!!!" when we tell you we won't sell you a ticket isn't going to convince us, in all honesty it will probably lead to mockery and much laughter from the staff at your expense.  eveilgrin:
How about post the CCTV footage on YouTube

Unfortunately doing that would end up with us running foul of data protection laws as well as well as daryl or chlamidya's parent's having a go at us in court for 'breach of their ooman rights innit'.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51234 on: September 16, 2017, 09:54:32 PM »
I know that going to see films when you are underage is a right of passion but at least when I was a kid we made an effort to at least try and pass for being older. If you are don't look any older than 12 or 13 and are jabbering away to one of your mates on your phone in a voice that is so high pitched that dogs are wondering what the hell is going on we are not suddenly going to think that your balls have dropped and you have suddenly become a few years older because you make yourself sound like a cheap Barry White knockoff when you ask for a ticket to see IT.

For crying out loud show some self respect and at least try and do the job properly. By the way throwing a tantrum or running backwards and forwards outside the cinema shouting "bastard!!!", "suck my cock!!!" and "fuck you!!!" when we tell you we won't sell you a ticket isn't going to convince us, in all honesty it will probably lead to mockery and much laughter from the staff at your expense.  eveilgrin:
How about post the CCTV footage on YouTube

Unfortunately doing that would end up with us running foul of data protection laws as well as well as daryl or chlamidya's parent's having a go at us in court for 'breach of their ooman rights innit'.
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Just push the little sod in the path of a bus then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51235 on: September 17, 2017, 08:36:38 AM »
Nod suggests "lunch"...... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51236 on: September 17, 2017, 02:12:30 PM »
Avoiding kids and all their continual need for dramas !!!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51237 on: September 17, 2017, 02:22:37 PM »
Avoiding kids and all their continual need for dramas !!!  Banghead

Go see IT, guaranteed kid free zone for a couple of hours....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51238 on: September 17, 2017, 02:52:07 PM »
Had a corker yesterday, but it was Mrs Nick and not the Boy  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51239 on: September 17, 2017, 03:08:16 PM »
Avoiding kids and all their continual need for dramas !!!  Banghead

Go see IT, guaranteed kid free zone for a couple of hours....  whistle:

Remember those hair removing cream burns of yours...that pain will be nothing if you persist  with such a risky strategy  noooo:
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