The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Darwins Selection]

I wonder how cats respond to being prayed at 

[Grumpmeister]

I wonder how cats respond to being prayed at 

Well I can't hear that ginger nut job yammering away anymore, I just wish I'd thought to get a blindfold as well

[Nick]

It's not me trying to do "spiritual healing" on a cat you buffoon 

[Grumpmeister]

It's not me trying to do "spiritual healing" on a cat you buffoon 

Cats are highly intelligent creatures, they aren't going to take any chances... 

[Uncle Mort]

I'm back!

Why do people have a full Christian service when they don't have a religious bone in their body?

I even gave them a Humanist contact number a while back.   

[Nick]

Insurance policy

My funeral will be more like a circus 

[Uncle Mort]

Why am I not surprised.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Insurance policy

My funeral will be more like a circus 

 

Will there be clowns...? 

[Nick]

Only if you turn up 

[Barman]

Only if you turn up 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Insurance policy

My funeral will be more like a circus 

 

Will there be clowns...? 

 

[Barman]

Insurance policy

My funeral will be more like a circus 

 

Will there be clowns...? 

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Insurance policy

My funeral will be more like a circus 

 

Will there be clowns...? 

 

 

Don't worry Miss D, we'll make sure that BM hung up so that you can use him as a stress relieving pinata... 

[Darwins Selection]

Insurance policy

My funeral will be more like a circus 

Have you booked already?