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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51615 on: October 07, 2017, 10:41:14 AM »
There will be much ranting about his fellow travellers, to be sure :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51616 on: October 07, 2017, 03:11:18 PM »
He gave a foot massage to a flirtatious 70 year old in front of her husband  noooo: noooo: noooo:
The Guide was a total bore
French armed police are too young
Hotel was awful
Shared a room with an insomniac
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51617 on: October 09, 2017, 07:02:23 AM »
Moar moving stuff... plus collect new laptop from UPS man...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51618 on: October 09, 2017, 08:54:43 AM »
Another funeral
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51619 on: October 09, 2017, 10:07:31 AM »
It's an epidemic  noooo:

Faffing and procrastinating here. redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51620 on: October 09, 2017, 12:42:10 PM »
BM: Are we ever going to use this Hookah Pipe again...?

*bottom falls off pipe and smashes in to a billionteen pieces*

BM: That'll be 'no' then...? facepalm:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51621 on: October 09, 2017, 12:46:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51622 on: October 09, 2017, 12:53:56 PM »
BM: Are we ever going to use this Hookah Pipe again...?

*bottom falls off pipe and smashes in to a billionteen pieces*

BM: That'll be 'no' then...? facepalm:

LL: ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51623 on: October 09, 2017, 01:34:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51624 on: October 09, 2017, 07:03:23 PM »
I have the most polloutiest car here...  cloud9:

According to the Teutonic on-board computer, it has averaged 42.6mpg on my last 4 days to work and back. Journey in is traffic free at 05:30, journey home light traffic at 19:15. Theold Lexus was doing 16ish...

Goes alright despite a lag between foot down and actual progress ; presume turbo-diesel trait. Ride quality jiggly compared to the old Lexus, seats aren't heated or electrically adjusted, the ashtray is in a stupid place and the "infotainment" system was designed by an autistic. Other than that, not bad...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51625 on: October 10, 2017, 06:05:59 AM »
Hospital
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51626 on: October 10, 2017, 07:24:30 AM »
I have the most polloutiest car here...  cloud9:

According to the Teutonic on-board computer, it has averaged 42.6mpg on my last 4 days to work and back. Journey in is traffic free at 05:30, journey home light traffic at 19:15. Theold Lexus was doing 16ish...

Goes alright despite a lag between foot down and actual progress ; presume turbo-diesel trait. Ride quality jiggly compared to the old Lexus, seats aren't heated or electrically adjusted, the ashtray is in a stupid place and the "infotainment" system was designed by an autistic. Other than that, not bad...

If you go and see that Nice Mr. Darwin Sir your fuel could be even cheaper...  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51627 on: October 10, 2017, 08:01:36 AM »
I don't think they run on turnips ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51628 on: October 10, 2017, 08:09:58 AM »
Off shopping in Pafos...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51629 on: October 10, 2017, 09:16:28 AM »
 sadsmiley30:

That TO DO list is going to be hard to avoid
Well, whatever, nevermind