The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I well recall being heckled by a hall full of irate lesbians in 1992. They were terrifying 

[Steve]

I well recall being heckled by a hall full of irate lesbians in 1992. They were terrifying 

I daren't ask just how you got into that pickle

So what's the topic of this talk?  We can astound you with our ignorance and misconceptions.  ( Half of us are probably the result of ignorance and misconceptions)

[Nick]

I use the phrase "market penetration". They were political lesbians and objected to the "P word". 

[Steve]

I use the phrase "market penetration". They were political lesbians and objected to the "P word". 

I guess 'Market Rug Munching' would have been right out of the question then

[Nick]

Google Calendar informs me "lunch with Nod"

[Nick]

Lunch with Nod postponed till tomorrow, so writing conference speech 

[Barman]

Lunch with Nod postponed till tomorrow, so writing conference speech 

 

[Steve]

Lunch with Nod postponed till tomorrow, so writing conference speech 

Would be so much easier if only you'd let us help you

Well when I say 'easier' maybe I mean hilarious at your expense

[Nick]

 

[boogs]

Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina     for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area 

Got a bit of catching up to do 

[Barman]

Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina     for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area 

Got a bit of catching up to do 

Your poor jaw...

[boogs]

Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina     for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area 

Got a bit of catching up to do 

Your poor jaw...

  we speak regularly  I have known him all my life 

Our parents planned we would be married when we grew up  until he as a teenager he shagged anything  that had a pulse and his mum decided he was not good enough for me      we were an item when I was 15 he was 16    We had a good laugh about it all  especially the bit about him being the father of my first daughter from 500 miles away   

[Nick]

It's like a soap opera


 

[boogs]

It's like a soap opera


 

    Oh I haven't started yet     We have laughed so much about our adventures but I will not be recalling them here so you are safe 

[Steve]

Trying to catch up had my friend here from South Carolina     for a few days never been to Devon before so been showing him the area 

Got a bit of catching up to do 

Tell him the How do you spot a Rich Man in South Carolina line

Q:  How do you spot a Rich Man in South Carolina

A: He's the one with two cars outside his house . . . .


 . . . . jacked up on Bricks


(told me by someone from Georgia - maybe there's a border rivalry behind it)