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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51915 on: October 29, 2017, 04:43:10 AM »
Going out with friends in Limassol and staying over...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51916 on: October 29, 2017, 09:38:56 AM »
To Do list day

And trying to sort a tax issue on a trust.  More complicated than a complicated thing. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51917 on: October 29, 2017, 11:09:09 AM »
New Neighbours are holding a 'welcome to the street BBQ' for us this arvo...  cloud9:

...we're going out...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51918 on: October 29, 2017, 11:33:59 AM »
Slothing  redface:   

Well it is Sunday...... surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51919 on: October 29, 2017, 11:34:33 AM »
New Neighbours are holding a 'welcome to the street BBQ' for us this arvo...  cloud9:

...we're going out...  redface:
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You must have missed the post-it note
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51920 on: October 29, 2017, 12:20:53 PM »
New Neighbours are holding a 'welcome to the street BBQ' for us this arvo...  cloud9:

...we're going out...  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Gives them a chance to talk about you more  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51921 on: October 29, 2017, 05:40:41 PM »
Home after an excellent day out with the Boy  cloud9:  And not expensive  eeek: Shocked:

And he wants to meet Miss I  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51922 on: October 29, 2017, 06:18:07 PM »
Nod is having a visit from some wumman in the morning. He is terrified of her and convinced she will accuse him of assault or worse. ::)

I am going round at 8.15 a.m. to HIDE in his flat and burst out of my hiding place if things get tricky. eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51923 on: October 29, 2017, 08:42:35 PM »
Why am I getting a feeling of deja vu?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51924 on: October 29, 2017, 08:47:23 PM »
 noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51925 on: October 30, 2017, 12:11:36 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51926 on: October 30, 2017, 09:00:29 AM »
I'm back like...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51927 on: October 30, 2017, 09:22:15 AM »
I'm back like...
Shhhhh!

We are all waiting for the first reports of Nodgate.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51928 on: October 30, 2017, 10:33:47 AM »
I'm back like...
Shhhhh!

We are all waiting for the first reports of Nodgate.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #51929 on: October 30, 2017, 11:13:41 AM »
She is NUTS!!

I got there at 8.15 as requested but she was early and was standing in the entrance lobby of the flats.

Nod appeared and said, "Ah, Dr. Nick..."

Mad woman: What sort of doctor are you? Medical or other?
Me: Who are you and why do you want to know?
Her: Well what do you want? Spit it out!
Me: I have come to visit him. (I gesture in Nod's direction). Why do you ask?
She  looks affronted
Her: We can't just let anyone in ....
Nod: He is not just anyone. He is a friend of mine. It is nothing to do with you.
Her: I am quite within my rights.............

Nod and I retreat to the safety of his kitchen and I give her "a look" on the way past.

Nod reveals that she, as the leaseholder of one of the four flats in the block, had appeared at the door of one of the other residents on Saturday.

Her: You are very old (the resident is 90 and has terminal cancer) and will die soon. I need a set of keys and the names of your executors. eeek:
Old lady (who is "prim"): Fuck off. (Slams door)

I can see why Nod wanted back up!! eeek:
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