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[Nick]

 

[Nick]

I was out, but now I am back and then I will be out again but back laterer.

[Nick]

Have just had an e mail asking if I want to spend a day at a lock open day acting as a dog sitter 

[Darwins Selection]

Have just had an e mail asking if I want to spend a day at a lock open day acting as a dog sitter 

How can you have an open day at a lock?
Surely all the water runs away.

[Nick]

Good Afternoon Everyone!!
 
On the 2nd and 3rd December we are holding an open weekend at Derwent Mouth Lock on the Trent and Mersey Canal near Shardlow, Derbyshire from 9am to 5pm.
 
The event provides an opportunity to see a lock stoppage which is being delivered by the Direct Services Team.  We will be allowing members of the public access into the drained lock chamber.  There will also be a range of activities and stalls available.
 
We are therefore looking for volunteers to support the event.  Duties will include the following:-
 
•            Car Park Marshalls
•            Greeters at each end of the site
•            Help at the Canal & River Trust stand
•            Supporting the Explorers/Children’s activity station.
•            Dog sitters
•            General ushers across the whole site
 
 

[Darwins Selection]

Good Afternoon Everyone!!
 
On the 2nd and 3rd December we are holding an open weekend at Derwent Mouth Lock on the Trent and Mersey Canal near Shardlow, Derbyshire from 9am to 5pm.
 
The event provides an opportunity to see a lock stoppage which is being delivered by the Direct Services Team.  We will be allowing members of the public access into the drained lock chamber.  There will also be a range of activities and stalls available.
 
We are therefore looking for volunteers to support the event.  Duties will include the following:-
 
•            Car Park Marshalls
•            Greeters at each end of the site
•            Help at the Canal & River Trust stand
•            Supporting the Explorers/Children’s activity station.
•            Dog sitters
•            General ushers across the whole site
 
 

So more accurately, it is a lock closed day.

[Nick]

They said OPEN, and I may go for the dog sitting (whatever that is). WHat can possibly go wrong?

[Steve]

Good Afternoon Everyone!!
 
On the 2nd and 3rd December we are holding an open weekend at Derwent Mouth Lock on the Trent and Mersey Canal near Shardlow, Derbyshire from 9am to 5pm.
 
The event provides an opportunity to see a lock stoppage which is being delivered by the Direct Services Team.  We will be allowing members of the public access into the drained lock chamber.  There will also be a range of activities and stalls available.
 
We are therefore looking for volunteers to support the event.  Duties will include the following:-
 
•            Car Park Marshalls
•            Greeters at each end of the site
•            Help at the Canal & River Trust stand
•            Supporting the Explorers/Children’s activity station.
•            Dog sitters
•            General ushers across the whole site
 
 

Stay clear of the dodgilly named Children’s activity station.   It will be hell on the day and even worse afterwards what with the police investigations.

[Nick]

I could take the dogs over for a visit 

[Just One More]

They said OPEN, and I may go for the dog sitting (whatever that is). WHat can possibly go wrong?

I'd go for car park marshalling. WHat can possibly go wrong? 

[Nick]

 

Dogs and small children 

[Steve]

They said OPEN, and I may go for the dog sitting (whatever that is). WHat can possibly go wrong?

I'd go for car park marshalling. WHat can possibly go wrong? 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/03/gatwick-airport-valet-driver-caught-driving-customers-car-at-131mph-7051022/

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

You would end up driving off the side of the canal bank long before reaching that speed. 

[Barman]

Pebble Dashing...