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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52155 on: November 17, 2017, 07:18:39 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52156 on: November 17, 2017, 01:56:23 PM »
Back... all shopped-out like...  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52157 on: November 17, 2017, 03:15:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52158 on: November 17, 2017, 04:04:33 PM »
Back... all shopped-out like...  surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52159 on: November 17, 2017, 04:13:28 PM »
Back from the Dok Woks for annual check part deux and taking crap to  the Tip

(hopefully I didn't get them confused)
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52160 on: November 17, 2017, 04:16:47 PM »
Back from the Dok Woks for annual check part deux and taking crap to  the Tip

(hopefully I didn't get them confused)

Is it a real tip or one of those ghastly 'recycling centres'...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52161 on: November 17, 2017, 04:21:37 PM »
Back from the Dok Woks for annual check part deux and taking crap to  the Tip

(hopefully I didn't get them confused)

Is it a real tip or one of those ghastly 'recycling centres'...?
Guess what?   The latter.   But this one's OK with decent helpful people there.  I sometimes wonder  if I asked one where I should dispose of a body they'd take a quick look, suck teeth (theirs!) for a second and pronounce "garden waste except the clothing, that goes over there"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52162 on: November 17, 2017, 04:22:38 PM »
Back from the Dok Woks for annual check part deux and taking crap to  the Tip

(hopefully I didn't get them confused)

Is it a real tip or one of those ghastly 'recycling centres'...?
Guess what?   The latter.   But this one's OK with decent helpful people there.  I sometimes wonder  if I asked one where I should dispose of a body they'd take a quick look, suck teeth (theirs!) for a second and pronounce "garden waste except the clothing, that goes over there"

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52164 on: November 17, 2017, 07:34:34 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52166 on: November 20, 2017, 11:06:47 AM »
Just been to the post office, there is a letter from The Department for Work & Pensions...

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Dear Barman,

The earliest date you can get your State Pension is 01/08/2026.

Fuck You

The Pensions Department

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52167 on: November 20, 2017, 11:09:32 AM »
Doing a bit of werk angel1, then shopping then cleaning scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52168 on: November 20, 2017, 11:13:21 AM »
Doing a bit of werk angel1, then shopping then cleaning scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52169 on: November 20, 2017, 11:17:09 AM »
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