The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

McDonald's waiting for Apey.....

....to pay his tab...? 

[Steve]

M23
M25
M1

So far they’re not bad

[/tempt fate mode]

[Nick]

Waging war on bubbles 

[Grumpmeister]

Waging war on bubbles 

That poor monkey, first he has to endure Michael Jackson and now some sadistic bastard inflicts Nick on him... 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

And now I see that one of my tyres is almost as bald as BM, so getting that replaced before venturing North 

[Barman]

And now I see that one of my tyres is almost as bald as BM, so getting that replaced before venturing North 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Werstshire.   

[Nick]

Have lost the alloy wheel wheel nut unlocker so garage is going to drill out all the locking nuts on the wheels and replace the bald tyre and it may not cost more than 250 SQUID 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Have lost the alloy wheel wheel nut unlocker so garage is going to drill out all the locking nuts on the wheels and replace the bald tyre and it may not cost more than 250 SQUID 

Have you looked in all your pockets?

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Have lost the alloy wheel wheel nut unlocker so garage is going to drill out all the locking nuts on the wheels and replace the bald tyre and it may not cost more than 250 SQUID 

 

It'll be in the last place you look.... 

Of course, you'll have a new set of nuts by then so it will be useless.... 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Inexplicably, the garage reports that the car, which has always had locking wheel nuts, does NOT have locking wheel nuts 

My regular garage must have removed them (WHY?) at the last service.

Just a replacement tyre then 

[Barman]

Inexplicably, the garage reports that the car, which has always had locking wheel nuts, does NOT have locking wheel nuts 

My regular garage must have removed them (WHY?) at the last service.

Just a replacement tyre then