The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

 Oh FFS they had one job

Went to pick up jacket I need to take with me Christmas Day from the dry cleaners

They appear to have used bleach on a supposed mark that no one could see before

Retribution will have to wait till they have failed to rectify it.

Anyone tried buying a light weight jacket on the last Saturday before Christmas?  No and never try.  You queue to get into a town for full up shops that have nothing in those middle sizes

Aaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh

[Nick]

Back from the Quiz. It was the usual total shambles 

[Barman]

Back from the Quiz. It was the usual total shambles 

 

[Nick]

Quizmaster is

Team A (half are pissed). What word describes a musical instrument and a champagne glass?
Team A; FLUTE
QM: 2 points

Team B!, Calculate the co-efficient of acceleration when a particle in the LHC......................etc.

Team B; WHAT THE FUCK??????????

Team A jeer 

There were 60 questions 

Quiz took over two hours. It is an annual event. No one knows who won and no one cares.

[Barman]

Quizmaster is

Team A (half are pissed). What word describes a musical instrument and a champagne glass?
Team A; FLUTE
QM: 2 points

Team B!, Calculate the co-efficient of acceleration when a particle in the LHC......................etc.

Team B; WHAT THE FUCK??????????

Team A jeer 

There were 60 questions 

Quiz took over two hours. It is an annual event. No one knows who won and no one cares.

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Stayed close to home today.  A one year old came to play.  I’ve made a nut roast and a sausage stuffing.   

[Nick]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

   I expected TMJ... 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

It werks! 

[Steve]

 

Moves VP Threat Level a notch down to 'Doom Imminent'

[Grumpmeister]

Moves VP Threat Level a notch down to 'Doom Imminent'

I'd hold off on lowering the threat level Steve, although Baldymort is telling us that it works there is a distinct lack of flame in that picture... 

[Steve]

Moves VP Threat Level a notch down to 'Doom Imminent'

I'd hold off on lowering the threat level Steve, although Baldymort is telling us that it works there is a distinct lack of flame in that picture... 

True

Remains at 'We're totally fucked' then

[Barman]

Moves VP Threat Level a notch down to 'Doom Imminent'

I'd hold off on lowering the threat level Steve, although Baldymort is telling us that it works there is a distinct lack of flame in that picture... 

True

Remains at 'We're totally fucked' then

 

It was Fiery Flamers*... I need to change the jets for Propane apparently... 











* No extra charge for the Grace Slick earworm... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't worry about the gas ..I'm just waiting for you to electrocute yourself on that socket !!!