There are three wimmin in my corner of the office today trying to erect one of those pull-up banner things. After they had squabbled over it for 20 minutes and managed to tear it a bit and intervened and just put it up for them. It took about 4 seconds

I now see I have cut my thumb and got blood all over the keyboard. Now they are all turfing out their handbags looking for plasters. The quantity of stuff they have turfed out is beyond all belief

I suggested that they might have a jumble sale

And now it's fallen over and landed on someone's head
