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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52905 on: January 14, 2018, 06:30:12 AM »
Bored with shopping...

Sagas was excellent tho! 😁

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52906 on: January 14, 2018, 07:06:27 AM »
Bored with shopping...

Sagas was excellent tho! 😁

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52907 on: January 14, 2018, 07:16:18 AM »
Coffee at my favourite place. The owner is  :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: :sex023: and the head waitress is rather too flirty, then lunch with Nod.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52908 on: January 14, 2018, 07:25:08 AM »
Bored with shopping...

Sagas was excellent tho! 😁

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52909 on: January 14, 2018, 02:27:23 PM »
Lunch postponed. Bumped into an old school friend today who thanked me for saving his life  eeek: I had quite forgotten. We were on a school field trip in Yorkshire and he got bitten by an adder  scared2:

I flagged down a car and persuaded the driver to take us to Whitby hospital  angel1

You didn't suck out the poison then...? ::)
He probably didn't fess up it was his pet adder either

I bet it was a harmless grass snake and he just wanted to traumatise the poor kid...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52910 on: January 14, 2018, 03:55:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52911 on: January 14, 2018, 04:37:18 PM »
Has the world been sorted out accordingly ? ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52912 on: January 14, 2018, 04:39:58 PM »
It got a bit complicated towards the end............... redface:

I think I have offered to buy the waitress a new frock  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52913 on: January 14, 2018, 04:43:45 PM »
It got a bit complicated towards the end............... redface:

I think I have offered to buy the waitress a new frock  rubschin:

What did you spill down her...? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52914 on: January 14, 2018, 04:44:54 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52915 on: January 14, 2018, 04:46:44 PM »
It got a bit complicated towards the end............... redface:

I think I have offered to buy the waitress a new frock  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52916 on: January 14, 2018, 04:47:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52917 on: January 14, 2018, 05:49:15 PM »
It got a bit complicated towards the end............... redface:

I think I have offered to buy the waitress a new frock  rubschin:

What did you spill down her...? ::)
Or are we talking of a Lewinski style stain?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52918 on: January 14, 2018, 05:56:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52919 on: January 14, 2018, 06:07:14 PM »
Surely your turn to use the 'child' retort
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