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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52920 on: January 14, 2018, 06:08:43 PM »
It got a bit complicated towards the end............... redface:

I think I have offered to buy the waitress a new frock  rubschin:

What did you spill down her...? ::)
Or are we talking of a Lewinski style stain?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52921 on: January 14, 2018, 06:10:19 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52922 on: January 15, 2018, 11:07:25 AM »
Stumbling through the hangover haze NickSick and working on a narticle for the Times  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52923 on: January 15, 2018, 11:33:18 AM »
Faffing around while BT engineer sucks his teeth saying “not seen this fault before”
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52924 on: January 15, 2018, 03:15:01 PM »
Arrived home to find my neighbour dead in the hallway  eeek: eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52925 on: January 15, 2018, 03:16:03 PM »
Arrived home to find my neighbour dead in the hallway  eeek: eeek:

Plod and ambulance called  and arrived double quick scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52926 on: January 15, 2018, 03:45:27 PM »
Arrived home to find my neighbour dead in the hallway  eeek: eeek:

Plod and ambulance called  and arrived double quick scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52927 on: January 15, 2018, 06:42:58 PM »
Now all the fvcking leccy has gone off  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52928 on: January 15, 2018, 07:00:28 PM »
Faffing around while BT engineer sucks his teeth saying “not seen this fault before”

What's the fault exactly?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52929 on: January 15, 2018, 08:04:54 PM »
Arrived home to find my neighbour dead in the hallway  eeek: eeek:

Plod and ambulance called  and arrived double quick scared2:

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Bloody hell !!!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52930 on: January 15, 2018, 08:05:37 PM »
Heart attack  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52931 on: January 15, 2018, 08:10:42 PM »
Faffing around while BT engineer sucks his teeth saying “not seen this fault before”

What's the fault exactly?  rubschin:
Something in the exchange or local cabinet.  The bastard thing is I gave them all the evidence last Thursday to work that out.  Hub says connected to interweb but no bits or bytes arrive on the home network.  The engineer could get 8Mbps upload though

I now have to wait til tomorrow afternoon to see if they can sort it and worse I have to be at home for a fault that's bleeding obviously way outside of it.   Banghead

Meantime using the iPhone as a hotspot and in theory that's costing me £10 a gigabyte but thatnks to the excellent Sky Mobile piggybank not paid a penny yet.  But yes BT will be getting a compo claim
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52932 on: January 16, 2018, 06:48:56 AM »
Following a night of disturbed sleep and bizarre nightmares and anxiety dreams, Derby. NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52933 on: January 16, 2018, 07:46:47 AM »
Off to Pafos to collect me new action camera and Miss A's fixed 'puter....  :thumbsup:

Might stop at City Wok for lunch...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #52934 on: January 16, 2018, 08:50:55 AM »
Back Quack and then another session of watching BT engineer suck teeth and say "not seen this before"
Well, whatever, nevermind