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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53280 on: February 04, 2018, 02:23:41 PM »
DOH!! A scream, a BM scream
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53281 on: February 04, 2018, 02:29:30 PM »
DOH!! A scream, a BM scream
RAY! The pissed off neighbour's name

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ME!! The tit that splashed the oil
FA!! I think I'd better run...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53282 on: February 04, 2018, 03:08:35 PM »
Well, that was more expensive than I imagined  eeek: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53283 on: February 04, 2018, 03:12:26 PM »
Well, that was more expensive than I imagined  eeek: Shocked:

What did you break this time?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53284 on: February 04, 2018, 03:17:17 PM »
Been out buying shirts  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53285 on: February 04, 2018, 03:19:51 PM »
Have been doing domesticated chores this morning in Werstshire.   confused:

My place needs a bit of mopping if you have any free time. I can give you some suitable rubber gloves  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53286 on: February 04, 2018, 03:40:33 PM »
Been out buying shirts  sad24:

I feel another Ruggate coming on... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53287 on: February 04, 2018, 03:45:32 PM »
Been out buying shirts  sad24:

How.much qualifies as expensive then ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53288 on: February 04, 2018, 03:52:20 PM »
150 squid  noooo:
















(I may have got a bit carried away  redface: )
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53289 on: February 04, 2018, 03:55:57 PM »
150 squid  noooo:
















(I may have got a bit carried away  redface: )

Not so bad....  :thumbsup:

That for ten, or twelve...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53290 on: February 04, 2018, 03:57:56 PM »
4  (and some new knickers) evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53292 on: February 04, 2018, 04:27:42 PM »
4  (and some new knickers) evil:

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Maybe he buys shirts that also have buttons
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53294 on: February 04, 2018, 05:08:29 PM »
And cufflinks  whistle:
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