Back from the post office and Lidl...
Post office staff were having a BBQ so the place was full of smoke... 
last time Miss T went is was a birthday ....all drinking and smoking .. 
The bizarre thing was that I was queuing up for my parcel and the old guy appears out of the smoke with a sack barrow and two large boxes on it...
The top box is marked, "REVERSE OSMOSIS SYSTEM"... He starts examining the box to find out who he has to give it to and I'm like, "me, me,
ME!"...
So, he find the name on the box and reads out, "Nicos?"...
So, the Cypriot next to me says, "yes" and takes the box away...
He then examines the next box and says, "Marcos?"... so I say, "yes" and take my RO system away... what are the odds of that eh,
EH?I say to Nicos, "guess what I have got in here?". He looks at me as if I am a total mong (understandably I suppose) and says he doesn't know...
I say, "A Reverse Osmosis System!". He laughs and asks the inevitable Cypriot question, "How much did you pay???"
