Just got back from a shift dealing with hundreds of hormonal wimmin wanting to see 50 shades of whatever garbage this one is called. 
When you say ‘dealing with’ is that a euphemism?
As for the fillum in question, some priceless reviews. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_Freed_(film)#Critical_response
Serving customers and frantically trying not to comment when someone spills their drink and you end up with set ups like..
"I'm dripping now"
"It's all over my hand"
"You've gotten me all wet now"
It's safe to say that had BM, Apey or Nick been there they would have had to be bound and gagged to protect the sensibilities of the customers...
There were even some blokes who
had either been dragged kicking and screaming or were optimistic at their chances after the film brought their significant others to watch the steaming pile of shite. The ones who didn't have alcohol would look at you when you passed with an expression that plainly said "help me"
