The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

In the recovery position...

...then off to Miss A & Swillmore for "lunch"... 

Goodnight ......

[Barman]

In the recovery position...

...then off to Miss A & Swillmore for "lunch"... 

Goodnight ......

[Nick]

Went out and got the owld Sierra valeted. They charged me extra as he was so filthy 
Bought a new werk tie
Planning on having a collapso free day, but .................sod it 

[Steve]

so far

- taking shite to tip

- picking up new computer

- watching shite footie

upcoming attractions

- failing to set up said new computer

- clearing up more shite

- writing up changed building plans


wish i’d stayed in bed

[Barman]

Off to Pafos to get me new driving licence...

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Paperwork stuff then off to Staffordshire to stay with the Little Un.   

Although, the photo he sent last night of snow on the ground and the warning to take care may result in me returning tonight.   

[Miss Demeanour]

Working at home 

Will incorporate a trip to the tip as currently undergoing hyper spring clean phase  and clearing out the bedroom of the Man's youngest who no longer lives there.

When i say that he has kept every thing he has ever been given in his 20 odd years ..i mean everything 

He has had lots of time to go through and 'sort' but don't feck all about it.  Time's up . Some stuff has been kept and stored in garage and loft but the rest is ready to be crunched.

Then time to start doing the room up and making it habitable again 

[Steve]

Working at home 

Will incorporate a trip to the tip as currently undergoing hyper spring clean phase  and clearing out the bedroom of the Man's youngest who no longer lives there.

When i say that he has kept every thing he has ever been given in his 20 odd years ..i mean everything 

He has had lots of time to go through and 'sort' but don't feck all about it.  Time's up . Some stuff has been kept and stored in garage and loft but the rest is ready to be crunched.

Then time to start doing the room up and making it habitable again 

When you say “20 odd years” has he never had a normal one?

[Steve]

Today I am being driven out of my tiny little mind sorting details for the builder as the architect has left off details and Mrs K is changing them by the hour (even though she is out lunching she’s probably changed it all again 

They should remake that Mr Deeds build his Dream House fillum as Mrs K build her Dream Kitchen

I ask you why does any kitchen seemingly need twelve (yes 12) switched spurs?

[Miss Demeanour]

It's for all the appliances of science 

[Barman]

Today I am being driven out of my tiny little mind sorting details for the builder as the architect has left off details and Mrs K is changing them by the hour (even though she is out lunching she’s probably changed it all again 

They should remake that Mr Deeds build his Dream House fillum as Mrs K build her Dream Kitchen

I ask you why does any kitchen seemingly need twelve (yes 12) switched spurs?

Twelve?   

[Steve]

Today I am being driven out of my tiny little mind sorting details for the builder as the architect has left off details and Mrs K is changing them by the hour (even though she is out lunching she’s probably changed it all again 

They should remake that Mr Deeds build his Dream House fillum as Mrs K build her Dream Kitchen

I ask you why does any kitchen seemingly need twelve (yes 12) switched spurs?

Twelve?   

Right it goes like this (according to her list wot I am trying to sort)

- built in Wish Dasher
- new fridge
- one that has no purpose I can determine
- another ditto (but she has said to tell Mr Sparky that 4 needed in total on that wall)
- Main oven (er that’s wot a cooker switch is for)
- Steam oven
- Warming drawer
- Vacuum drawer
- Built in Microwave (why I ask why?)
- Gas hob ignition
- Induction hob
- Kamikaze hob (well officially it’s called a Tepanyaki)
- Extractor hood

Shit that’s thirteen 

[Barman]

Today I am being driven out of my tiny little mind sorting details for the builder as the architect has left off details and Mrs K is changing them by the hour (even though she is out lunching she’s probably changed it all again 

They should remake that Mr Deeds build his Dream House fillum as Mrs K build her Dream Kitchen

I ask you why does any kitchen seemingly need twelve (yes 12) switched spurs?

Twelve?   

Right it goes like this (according to her list wot I am trying to sort)

- built in Wish Dasher
- new fridge
- one that has no purpose I can determine
- another ditto (but she has said to tell Mr Sparky that 4 needed in total on that wall)
- Main oven (er that’s wot a cooker switch is for)
- Steam oven
- Warming drawer
- Vacuum drawer
- Built in Microwave (why I ask why?)
- Gas hob ignition
- Induction hob
- Kamikaze hob (well officially it’s called a Tepanyaki)
- Extractor hood

Shit that’s thirteen 

Blud!

[Darwins Selection]

Today I am being driven out of my tiny little mind sorting details for the builder as the architect has left off details and Mrs K is changing them by the hour (even though she is out lunching she’s probably changed it all again 

They should remake that Mr Deeds build his Dream House fillum as Mrs K build her Dream Kitchen

I ask you why does any kitchen seemingly need twelve (yes 12) switched spurs?

Twelve?   

Right it goes like this (according to her list wot I am trying to sort)

- built in Wish Dasher
- new fridge
- one that has no purpose I can determine
- another ditto (but she has said to tell Mr Sparky that 4 needed in total on that wall)
- Main oven (er that’s wot a cooker switch is for)
- Steam oven
- Warming drawer
- Vacuum drawer
- Built in Microwave (why I ask why?)
- Gas hob ignition
- Induction hob
- Kamikaze hob (well officially it’s called a Tepanyaki)
- Extractor hood

Shit that’s thirteen 

Blud!

Kerching!

[Steve]

Today I am being driven out of my tiny little mind sorting details for the builder as the architect has left off details and Mrs K is changing them by the hour (even though she is out lunching she’s probably changed it all again 

They should remake that Mr Deeds build his Dream House fillum as Mrs K build her Dream Kitchen

I ask you why does any kitchen seemingly need twelve (yes 12) switched spurs?

Twelve?   

Right it goes like this (according to her list wot I am trying to sort)

- built in Wish Dasher
- new fridge
- one that has no purpose I can determine
- another ditto (but she has said to tell Mr Sparky that 4 needed in total on that wall)
- Main oven (er that’s wot a cooker switch is for)
- Steam oven
- Warming drawer
- Vacuum drawer
- Built in Microwave (why I ask why?)
- Gas hob ignition
- Induction hob
- Kamikaze hob (well officially it’s called a Tepanyaki)
- Extractor hood

Shit that’s thirteen 

Blud!

Kerching!

Tell me about it

An irony is her uncle that died leaving the money funding thus project had himself a very sparse kitchen but actually I think he’d have approved