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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53415 on: February 17, 2018, 04:09:38 PM »
My body will not take much more of this!! And, I had one of "those" dreams about Miss I last night  eyes:  which has not helped  NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53417 on: February 17, 2018, 04:10:54 PM »
My body will not take much more of this!! And, I had one of "those" dreams about Miss I last night  eyes:  which has not helped  NickSick NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53418 on: February 17, 2018, 04:12:50 PM »
Today I am being driven out of my tiny little mind sorting details for the builder as the architect has left off details and Mrs K is changing them by the hour (even though she is out lunching she’s probably changed it all again  Banghead Banghead Banghead

They should remake that Mr Deeds build his Dream House fillum as Mrs K build her Dream Kitchen

I ask you why does any kitchen seemingly need twelve (yes 12) switched spurs?

Twelve?   eeek:
Right it goes like this (according to her list wot I am trying to sort)

- built in Wish Dasher
- new fridge
- one that has no purpose I can determine
- another ditto (but she has said to tell Mr Sparky that 4 needed in total on that wall)
- Main oven (er that’s wot a cooker switch is for)
- Steam oven
- Warming drawer
- Vacuum drawer
- Built in Microwave (why I ask why?)
- Gas hob ignition
- Induction hob
- Kamikaze hob (well officially it’s called a Tepanyaki)
- Extractor hood

Shit that’s thirteen  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Blud!
Kerching!
Update:  after much negotiation we cut it to eleven switched spurs

but 3 extra switched lighting circuit

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53419 on: February 17, 2018, 05:02:02 PM »
My body will not take much more of this!! And, I had one of "those" dreams about Miss I last night  eyes:  which has not helped  NickSick NickSick

Unless it the one with Miss I and three of her lezzer mates writhing naked on a water bed smeared in baby oil and all wearing stilettos pleasuring each other...


...I've no idea what you are on about...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53420 on: February 17, 2018, 05:07:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53422 on: February 17, 2018, 05:20:15 PM »
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« Reply #53423 on: February 17, 2018, 05:26:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53424 on: February 17, 2018, 05:29:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53425 on: February 17, 2018, 05:49:12 PM »
Just been out welding a knife ..thought next door was being robbed ....turns out their dog got loose and broke a window with the chain/lead ......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53426 on: February 17, 2018, 07:55:48 PM »
Just been out welding a knife ..thought next door was being robbed ....turns out their dog got loose and broke a window with the chain/lead ......... noooo:




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53427 on: February 17, 2018, 08:52:02 PM »
Just been out welding a knife ..thought next door was being robbed ....turns out their dog got loose and broke a window with the chain/lead ......... noooo:




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Mong ....the dog broke it's chain ,,and the end of the chain broke a window ..so Miss T sent me out ..

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53428 on: February 17, 2018, 08:59:51 PM »
Just been out welding a knife ..thought next door was being robbed ....turns out their dog got loose and broke a window with the chain/lead ......... noooo:




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Mong ....the dog broke it's chain ,,and the end of the chain broke a window ..so Miss T sent me out ..

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53429 on: February 18, 2018, 08:12:04 AM »
R&R day  NickSick NickSick

Breakfast at my favourite caff, buying a new tie, walk by the river. cloud9:
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