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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53460 on: February 25, 2018, 03:57:36 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53461 on: February 25, 2018, 04:26:42 PM »
She'd only get scrap value for BM.

Anyhoo, failed haircut attempt, froze my arse off in town. catastrophic visit to Pink Sis  ::), back to sodding Derby tomorrow at early o'clock , apocalyptic weather forecasts and planning a sicky later in the week so I can check out the London job.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53462 on: February 26, 2018, 07:43:08 AM »
Was going to Nicosia shopping but the weather is shite...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53463 on: February 26, 2018, 08:20:54 AM »
Builder sorting

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Somehow Wonderful Life doesn't seem appropriate but have the earworm anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACA
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53464 on: February 27, 2018, 11:14:29 AM »
Building cheap furniture with Russian instructions...  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53465 on: February 27, 2018, 11:22:27 AM »
Building cheap furniture with Russian instructions...  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53466 on: February 27, 2018, 11:33:21 AM »
Building cheap furniture with Russian instructions...  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53467 on: February 27, 2018, 11:34:23 AM »
To make matters worse, that wanker Jeremy Vine was on the wireless - had to switch it off before I put my boot through it...  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53468 on: February 27, 2018, 11:51:01 AM »
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All the day's planned wrecked by the weather, all the alternative ruled out by the weather  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53469 on: February 27, 2018, 11:58:53 AM »
Building cheap furniture with Russian instructions...  Banghead

This is what happens when you put Baldymort in charge of the holiday arrangements, instead of ending up in the Burg Khalifa he's in a build your won Gulag...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53470 on: February 27, 2018, 11:59:09 AM »
To make matters worse, that wanker Jeremy Vine was on the wireless - had to switch it off before I put my boot through it...  cussing:
So you missed Jean-Jacques Burnel (Stranglers) picking 'tracks of my years' then.  Unfortunate as he's an interesting guy and made good choices
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53471 on: February 27, 2018, 12:06:50 PM »
To make matters worse, that wanker Jeremy Vine was on the wireless - had to switch it off before I put my boot through it...  cussing:

I've heard it said more than once on here that you have a face for radio BM, maybe you could show Jeremy how to do it properly...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53472 on: February 28, 2018, 03:38:14 PM »
Went to the NEC last night to see Morrissey.  I think someone should have told them that putting 3 white lights on ultra full beam directly at the audience does not make for an enjoyable experience.   cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53473 on: February 28, 2018, 04:59:19 PM »
Went to the NEC last night to see Morrissey.  I think someone should have told them that putting 3 white lights on ultra full beam directly at the audience does not make for an enjoyable experience.   cussing:
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Stops you seeing what a gormless jerk he looks like though

How was his singing?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53474 on: February 28, 2018, 07:46:58 PM »
Went to the NEC last night to see Morrissey.  I think someone should have told them that putting 3 white lights on ultra full beam directly at the audience does not make for an enjoyable experience.   cussing:
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Stops you seeing what a gormless jerk he looks like though

How was his singing?

His singing was great but I find him slightly irritating... I got the feeling that although the venue was full everyone was being patiently indulgent awaiting for him to sing a good one... to quote Diana Ross. I'm still waiting.   

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