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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53520 on: March 10, 2018, 01:21:40 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 10, 2018, 12:54:22 PM
Police pulled me over earlier.
He came up to my window and said.."Papers?"
I said "Scissors! I win!" and drove off.
Think he wants a rematch, he's been chasing me for the past 15 mins.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53521 on: March 10, 2018, 01:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 01:21:40 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 10, 2018, 12:54:22 PM
Police pulled me over earlier.
He came up to my window and said.."Papers?"
I said "Scissors! I win!" and drove off.
Think he wants a rematch, he's been chasing me for the past 15 mins.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53522 on: March 10, 2018, 11:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2018, 01:43:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2018, 01:21:40 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 10, 2018, 12:54:22 PM
Police pulled me over earlier.
He came up to my window and said.."Papers?"
I said "Scissors! I win!" and drove off.
Think he wants a rematch, he's been chasing me for the past 15 mins.

happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53523 on: March 11, 2018, 07:20:28 AM »
Hull and then Scunthorpe  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53524 on: March 11, 2018, 08:48:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2018, 07:20:28 AM
Hull and then Scunthorpe  rubschin:
Cultural tour?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53525 on: March 11, 2018, 08:57:05 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53526 on: March 11, 2018, 11:10:32 AM »
Going to me Mum's grave in Meopham
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53527 on: March 11, 2018, 02:54:16 PM »
Going here...



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53528 on: March 11, 2018, 03:14:47 PM »
Lifting up floorboards in the attic ...just to take down the last baton on an old fitted wardrobe ensemble in the bedroom downstairs. What a mare !!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53529 on: March 11, 2018, 06:23:10 PM »
Luvverly time with the Boy in Hull  cloud9:. He texted later to say how good it was to see me and please to visit more often  cloud9: sad24:.

Back to Scunny, where I am spending the night in my old home from home hotel before Nottingham tomorrow. Going to Derby to return stuff tomorrow but Nod is heroically accompanying me and taking stuff into the university while I wait in the car.

Mind you, the Boy (who HAS A JOB  Shocked: ) is working 9 p.m. to 4 a.m. in a nightclub looked like a tramp  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53530 on: March 11, 2018, 06:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2018, 06:23:10 PM
Luvverly time with the Boy in Hull  cloud9:. He texted later to say how good it was to see me and please to visit more often  cloud9: sad24:.

Back to Scunny, where I am spending the night in my old home from home hotel before Nottingham tomorrow. Going to Derby to return stuff tomorrow but Nod is heroically accompanying me and taking stuff into the university while I wait in the car.

Mind you, the Boy (who HAS A JOB  Shocked: ) is working 9 p.m. to 4 a.m. in a nightclub looked like a tramp  noooo:

So he has a straggly beard and a ratty jumper then....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53531 on: March 11, 2018, 07:04:04 PM »
Sadly, yes. And a man ponytail on top of his head  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53532 on: March 11, 2018, 07:05:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 11, 2018, 07:04:04 PM
Sadly, yes. And a man ponytail on top of his head  noooo:

Well you've already gone for the (very very very) younger woman so growing a ponytail would be viable for the next stage of your belated mid life crisis...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53533 on: March 11, 2018, 07:09:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53534 on: March 11, 2018, 07:10:03 PM »
It'll be a motorbike and leather jacket next....  noooo:
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