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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53595 on: March 13, 2018, 01:16:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2018, 01:12:52 PM
Nearly time for Mr Haircut  :thumbsup:

I could send the clippings to BM and he could glue them on his bonce  rubschin:

Thankfully the ginger curse skipped me... I don't want to start with it now...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53596 on: March 13, 2018, 01:20:27 PM »
Fear not, 4 weeks at Derby has turned me grey  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53597 on: March 13, 2018, 01:34:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2018, 01:20:27 PM
Fear not, 4 weeks at Derby has turned me grey  noooo:

Bag it up then!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53598 on: March 13, 2018, 01:37:45 PM »
 :thumbsup:

Do you need pubes too?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53599 on: March 13, 2018, 01:54:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2018, 01:20:27 PM
Fear not, 4 weeks at Derby has turned me grey  noooo:
That'd be Fifty Shades Frayed then
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53600 on: March 13, 2018, 02:44:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2018, 01:37:45 PM
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Do you need pubes too?  rubschin:

NO!  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53601 on: March 13, 2018, 02:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 13, 2018, 01:54:47 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 13, 2018, 01:20:27 PM
Fear not, 4 weeks at Derby has turned me grey  noooo:
That'd be Fifty Shades Frayed then

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53602 on: March 13, 2018, 03:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2018, 11:32:03 AM
Back!  cloud9:

The Owld Pajero passed the MoT....  cloud9: cloud9:

The car is less clapped out than its owner you say....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53603 on: March 13, 2018, 03:25:50 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2018, 03:22:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2018, 11:32:03 AM
Back!  cloud9:

The Owld Pajero passed the MoT....  cloud9: cloud9:

The car is less clapped out than its owner you say....  rubschin:

By a long way...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53604 on: March 13, 2018, 03:27:09 PM »
There were two blokes in the Lidl car park today selling (and installing) wiper blades...  rubschin:

... a polite, "fuck off" sent them on their way...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53605 on: March 13, 2018, 03:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2018, 03:27:09 PM
There were two blokes in the Lidl car park today selling (and installing) wiper blades...  rubschin:

... a polite, "fuck off" sent them on their way...  whistle:

Did you check to make sure yours hadn't mysteriously vanished before they tried selling you a set...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53606 on: March 13, 2018, 03:46:29 PM »
 point: point:

Barber man swept up my clippings into a heap with those of others. With some care BM could give himself a tartan hairstyle, but he'd only cock it up  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53607 on: March 13, 2018, 04:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2018, 03:30:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2018, 03:27:09 PM
There were two blokes in the Lidl car park today selling (and installing) wiper blades...  rubschin:

... a polite, "fuck off" sent them on their way...  whistle:

Did you check to make sure yours hadn't mysteriously vanished before they tried selling you a set...  whistle:

I did...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53608 on: March 14, 2018, 06:36:44 AM »
Trent Bridge
Then taking the owld Sierra in to get a new shock absorber (I could do with one myself)
Coffee with Nod while Mr Car is in dock
Therapeutic walk by the river
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53609 on: March 14, 2018, 06:41:29 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2018, 03:30:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 13, 2018, 03:27:09 PM
There were two blokes in the Lidl car park today selling (and installing) wiper blades...  rubschin:

... a polite, "fuck off" sent them on their way...  whistle:

Did you check to make sure yours hadn't mysteriously vanished before they tried selling you a set...  whistle:

How much were they asking, they are silly prices here and the local motor factor only stock them singly?    confused:
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