The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Steve]

Trying to locate the missing suitcase...

And on that point, my new suitcase (my favourite Samsonite having let me down after about a billion years and a trillionteen miles of travel) has a combination lock and a key release so that 'security' can gain access to it if they need to search the contents... 

...I suppose there is no chance of the case stompers ever getting hold of the key...?

Oh it's worserer than that.  A well known newspaper published a photo of them some years back and as a result you can now download the 3D printer files to make copies.  Not that they looked like very sophisticated keys

I could post up the link to the files but I guess that'd be a bit naughty

[Barman]

Trying to locate the missing suitcase...

And on that point, my new suitcase (my favourite Samsonite having let me down after about a billion years and a trillionteen miles of travel) has a combination lock and a key release so that 'security' can gain access to it if they need to search the contents... 

...I suppose there is no chance of the case stompers ever getting hold of the key...?

Oh it's worserer than that.  A well known newspaper published a photo of them some years back and as a result you can now download the 3D printer files to make copies.  Not that they looked like very sophisticated keys

I could post up the link to the files but I guess that'd be a bit naughty

[Steve]

Trying to locate the missing suitcase...

And on that point, my new suitcase (my favourite Samsonite having let me down after about a billion years and a trillionteen miles of travel) has a combination lock and a key release so that 'security' can gain access to it if they need to search the contents... 

...I suppose there is no chance of the case stompers ever getting hold of the key...?

Oh it's worserer than that.  A well known newspaper published a photo of them some years back and as a result you can now download the 3D printer files to make copies.  Not that they looked like very sophisticated keys

I could post up the link to the files but I guess that'd be a bit naughty

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The classic problems with 9 out of 10 security systems

- designed by a JAFA (Just Another Fucking Amateur) masking as a professional

- designed by one but millions trying to break it, at least one will always get lucky

- relies on a secret that is known to thousands more people every day

- never properly audited

[Nick]

Faffing about this morning and then "lunch" with Nod 

[Nick]

Nod suggests coffee instead 

He must be ill 

[Barman]

Nod suggests coffee instead 

He must be ill 

Euphemism #73956 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Got in the office today ...saw one of the team and she looked upset...made the mistake of asking her how she was. 45 mins and a box of tissues later 

Then this afternoon ..different woman sitting near me. She was tearful ...50 minutes and full breakdown with a Hadron colliderscope full of issues later ...

It's good to be home !!!

[Nick]

Start a Dr Demeanour Agony Corner 

[Barman]

Got in the office today ...saw one of the team and she looked upset...made the mistake of asking her how she was. 45 mins and a box of tissues later 

Then this afternoon ..different woman sitting near me. She was tearful ...50 minutes and full breakdown with a Hadron colliderscope full of issues later ...

It's good to be home !!!

Tissues...? 

[Nick]

Child 


Mind you, I had a Skype with Miss I this afternoon............

[Barman]

Child 


Mind you, I had a Skype with Miss I this afternoon............

 

[Nick]

She showed me her feet 

[Barman]

She showed me her feet 

Are they infected too? 

[Nick]

Oh noes