The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

What? It was a serious question. I've seen angry swans before but they were nothing compared to an injured one I helped an RSPCA officer corral a couple of years ago. Because nobody had been able to get near it for a day or so. Bugger was so vicious it was almost psychotic to anyone who went near it. 

[Nick]

It may have flown into a power line and was fairly stunned. Dunno if they can repair it or put it down. RSPCA gerl was a big lass, so it may have ended up as her lunch.............

[Grumpmeister]

Sounds like for once you were lucky. Psycho swan ripped the steel toecap off the RSPCA guy's boot and almost took his toes with it. 

[Nick]

 

[Just One More]

It may have flown into a power line and was fairly stunned. Dunno if they can repair it or put it down. RSPCA gerl was a big lass, so it may have ended up as her lunch.............

Fairly stunned? Sounds a bit underhand to me

[Nick]

I have little experience of swans with electric shocks 

[Steve]

She got it in a special swan catching net and took it away in her van

[Nick]

Faffing about at the "office" and getting involved in planning an event in Parliament    for the end of April.

[Darwins Selection]

Faffing about at the "office" and getting involved in planning an event in Parliament    for the end of April.

[Barman]

Faffing about at the "office" and getting involved in planning an event in Parliament    for the end of April.

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

 

Given Nick's track record surely just walking into Parliament will do more damage than Fawkes could ever have managed.... 

[Nick]

Nothing can go wrong