The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Grumpmeister]

Nothing can go wrong 

I'm guessing that wrong and right are interchangeable on the planet you come from.... 

[Steve]

 

Given Nick's track record surely just walking into Parliament will do more damage than Fawkes could ever have managed.... 

You mean like walking into a lampost?

[Nick]

I still have the scar from the last time I did that 

[Steve]

I still have the scar from the last time I did that 

And what about the poor lamp post?

[Nick]

Today I am doing 10 boring things off my long To Do list

#feelingquitegrownup

[Steve]

Today I am doing 10 boring things off my long To Do list

#feelingquitegrownup

well in that case I shall restore balance to the universe by adding 10 boring things to my list and do none of them

#can'tbearsed

[Nick]

I've already skipped the first one on the grounds that it is too tedious 

[Steve]

I've already skipped the first one on the grounds that it is too tedious 

Can do fuck all here.  Builders are either in or have destroyed just about every room.  Can't go out cos they might need direction and anyway the weather is shite.

The sheer excitement of Back Quack later

Almost wish I was back working at that pointless job and 150 mile daily commute I gave up

[Miss Demeanour]

Slap yourself now man !!!!

It is never that bad 

[Steve]

Slap yourself now man !!!!

It is never that bad 

So today is the last day before the kitchen fitters turn up and the contract says they have to have a clear finished room all to themselves

So the Electrician doesn't turn up yet again

The plumbing isn't finished

The builder whose job is is to get this all sorted is away breaking his leg skiing

The kitchen then fitters turn up a day early and are already grumping

And a woman with an axe tells me to slap meself

I could almost 

Instead Sonia the chiropractor will soon be slapping me around

[Miss Demeanour]

You could go to werk instead 

Some eejit looking for compo is going to make an official complaint cos you have spelt their name wrong in a letter.  Apparently this has caused them undue anxiety and stress....skipping completely over the point that you have told them you are closing their case because there is absolutely nothing feckin wrong with their accommodation.

Some Councillor is doing your nut in because apparently the hairdryer drivers  delivering food from the takeaways to the starving masses in central London are making the town into something from " The Wild West"   

Apparently there are some plastic bottles in the canal    - wtf  they expect the Council to do heaven knows . Still you must be able to tell local elections are up soon and they are all bricking it !!!! Surely that is the lock keepers job 

The gubbernment want figures by the end of the day on something we have no way of calculating   

A new security system has been implemented today by our IT - which now means no one can access their emails unless they go through a gazillion step authentication process - none of it works - progress indeed

Tis end of year accounts and audit are making the 3rd Reich look like pussycats

Can we swap ?

[Nick]

You could go to werk instead 

Some eejit looking for compo is going to make an official complaint cos you have spelt their name wrong in a letter.  Apparently this has caused them undue anxiety and stress....skipping completely over the point that you have told them you are closing their case because there is absolutely nothing feckin wrong with their accommodation.

Some Councillor is doing your nut in because apparently the hairdryer drivers  delivering food from the takeaways to the starving masses in central London are making the town into something from " The Wild West"   

Apparently there are some plastic bottles in the canal    - wtf  they expect the Council to do heaven knows . Still you must be able to tell local elections are up soon and they are all bricking it !!!! Surely that is the lock keepers job 

The gubbernment want figures by the end of the day on something we have no way of calculating   

A new security system has been implemented today by our IT - which now means no one can access their emails unless they go through a gazillion step authentication process - none of it works - progress indeed

Tis end of year accounts and audit are making the 3rd Reich look like pussycats

Can we swap ?

It is 

[Barman]

You could go to werk instead 

Some eejit looking for compo is going to make an official complaint cos you have spelt their name wrong in a letter.  Apparently this has caused them undue anxiety and stress....skipping completely over the point that you have told them you are closing their case because there is absolutely nothing feckin wrong with their accommodation.

Some Councillor is doing your nut in because apparently the hairdryer drivers  delivering food from the takeaways to the starving masses in central London are making the town into something from " The Wild West"   

Apparently there are some plastic bottles in the canal    - wtf  they expect the Council to do heaven knows . Still you must be able to tell local elections are up soon and they are all bricking it !!!! Surely that is the lock keepers job 

The gubbernment want figures by the end of the day on something we have no way of calculating   

A new security system has been implemented today by our IT - which now means no one can access their emails unless they go through a gazillion step authentication process - none of it works - progress indeed

Tis end of year accounts and audit are making the 3rd Reich look like pussycats

Can we swap ?

You need a holiday my dear! 

[Steve]

You could go to werk instead 

Some eejit looking for compo is going to make an official complaint cos you have spelt their name wrong in a letter.  Apparently this has caused them undue anxiety and stress....skipping completely over the point that you have told them you are closing their case because there is absolutely nothing feckin wrong with their accommodation.

Some Councillor is doing your nut in because apparently the hairdryer drivers  delivering food from the takeaways to the starving masses in central London are making the town into something from " The Wild West"   

Apparently there are some plastic bottles in the canal    - wtf  they expect the Council to do heaven knows . Still you must be able to tell local elections are up soon and they are all bricking it !!!! Surely that is the lock keepers job 

The gubbernment want figures by the end of the day on something we have no way of calculating   

A new security system has been implemented today by our IT - which now means no one can access their emails unless they go through a gazillion step authentication process - none of it works - progress indeed

Tis end of year accounts and audit are making the 3rd Reich look like pussycats

Can we swap ?

Oh noes    how stupid do you think I am?  (don't answer)

Spelling people's names just one letter wrong can be very bad if their name is Count Something

[Nick]

Faffing about at the "office" and then "lunch" with Nod