The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

In her usual giggling form, aided by medication, though stuck in a wheelchair and with only one hip.

No chance of going out, so went out to hunt for a takeaway. Came back with industrial quantities of fish, chips and mushy peas.

Also procured PG for her for later
 

[Steve]

In her usual giggling form, aided by medication, though stuck in a wheelchair and with only one hip.

No chance of going out, so went out to hunt for a takeaway. Came back with industrial quantities of fish, chips and mushy peas.

Also procured PG for her for later
 

I think, wish she were better

[Nick]

Sadly, her chap died of cancer while she was in horsepickle. She has not had a good few years.

[Steve]

Sadly, her chap died of cancer while she was in horsepickle. She has not had a good few years.

Oh shit 

[Darwins Selection]

Thanks for the news, even if not good. Her spirit(s) will see her through I'm sure.

[Steve]

Wedding Anniversary today 

am: suffering from last night's huge meal in Folkestone with friends, rescuing an effin big crow from the front room and failing to rescue Mickey the Mouse who is still running around despite the best efforts of us and the cats

Out later for another big meal.  Cue hippo pic

[Nick]

I always used to wear a black armband on my wedding anniversary 

[Steve]

I always used to wear a black armband on my wedding anniversary 

  unwise but 

And I bring sad news.  As I was typing the above, Cobnut caught young Mickey and took him up the garden as soon as we moved to rescue him.   

[Nick]

Saves money on cat food 

[Steve]

Saves money on cat food 

 

[Nick]

Breed mice and sparrows!! 

And use the excess to make mouse and sparrow flavour cat food 

My best first gf fed her dog on catfood. SHe claimed he thought the picture of a cat on the can represented the contents 

[Steve]

Breed mice and sparrows!! 

And use the excess to make mouse and sparrow flavour cat food 

My best first gf fed her dog on catfood. SHe claimed he thought the picture of a cat on the can represented the contents 

[Nick]

There could be munny in this 

[Barman]

Breed mice and sparrows!! 

And use the excess to make mouse and sparrow flavour cat food 

My best first gf fed her dog on catfood. SHe claimed he thought the picture of a cat on the can represented the contents 

 

[Nick]

At  a loose end 

And it's snowing.