The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I have just had an e mail invite to a conference. The keynote speaker is Euan Blair who is described as "son of former PM Tony Blair." 

I have e mailed the organiser asking for the identity of the fathers of all the other speakers   

What kind of wanker would even put that??

What a twat... 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

The Chippy has been here since 8am ..sawing, banging and drilling to build some new cupboards . Popped round to the neighbours to say sorry ..hope you weren't planning on a lie in today 

[Nick]

Been out for "lunch" with Nod 

[Nick]

Had to take Nod to hospital 

Waiting at the bar to buy a round of drinks he dropped a £1 coin which landed next to a sleeping dog.

He bent down to retrieve the coin and had to move the dog's tail slightly. The startled Alsation woke up, whipped its head round and bit him 

Tetanus injection and bandages 

[Grumpmeister]

Hands up anyone who doesn't believe that Nick and Nod are made for each other... 

[Steve]

Had to take Nod to hospital 

Waiting at the bar to buy a round of drinks he dropped a £1 coin which landed next to a sleeping dog.

He bent down to retrieve the coin and had to move the dog's tail slightly. The startled Alsation woke up, whipped its head round and bit him 

Tetanus injection and bandages 

[Nick]

Coffee with the Vicar's Daughter and then a bit of training to attend here:

http://goo.gl/maps/Lddbw3QQDKF2

 

[Steve]

Coffee with the Vicar's Daughter and then a bit of training to attend here:

http://goo.gl/maps/Lddbw3QQDKF2

 

Much duller here.  Faffing about, pointing out to builder and kitchen fitter where things don't fit.  Then got to go buy more stuff for them to fit.

[Miss Demeanour]

DIY central here too 

[Nick]

Home

Got dragged all over the sodding island looking at obscure bits of techno-kit. 

[Grumpmeister]

Home

Got dragged all over the sodding island looking at obscure bits of techno-kit. 

Translation: "I'm too old to be able to figure out what half of this crap does...  "

[Nick]

Have you ever had an overly detailed explanation of what an eel-ladder is? 

[Steve]

Have you ever had an overly detailed explanation of what an eel-ladder is? 

  I'd heard of them, didn't need to know more.  Not being an eel like

[Nick]

My guide was an eel enthusiast 

[Grumpmeister]

Have you ever had an overly detailed explanation of what an eel-ladder is? 

You mean a kind of fish ladder designed to allow eels to swim up obstacles en route to their spawning grounds?




Nope, never heard of them....