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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53820 on: April 09, 2018, 03:52:21 PM »
Well. I could go on sodding Mastermind with eels as my specialist subject  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53821 on: April 09, 2018, 03:56:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 03:52:21 PM
Well. I could go on sodding Mastermind with eels as my specialist subject  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Such language, I am shocked Nick...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53822 on: April 09, 2018, 04:01:53 PM »
ANyway, the laydee who lives  in the Lock Cottage is friendly and  :sex023: :sex023:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53823 on: April 09, 2018, 04:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 04:01:53 PM
ANyway, the laydee who lives  in the Lock Cottage is friendly and  :sex023: :sex023:
Another never looked her in the face lady?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53824 on: April 09, 2018, 04:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 03:36:41 PM
My guide was an eel enthusiast  cussing: cussing:
I guess someone has to be.  Surprised there's more than one though.  Jeez they could breed  eeek:  (the thusiasts that is)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53825 on: April 09, 2018, 04:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 09, 2018, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 04:01:53 PM
ANyway, the laydee who lives  in the Lock Cottage is friendly and  :sex023: :sex023:
Another never looked her in the face lady?

SHe had a nice trilby.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53826 on: April 09, 2018, 04:07:42 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 09, 2018, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 03:36:41 PM
My guide was an eel enthusiast  cussing: cussing:
I guess someone has to be.  Surprised there's more than one though.  Jeez they could breed  eeek:  (the thusiasts that is)

Perhaps they are grooming Nick to add to their number, spotting a like oddball mind and all....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53827 on: April 09, 2018, 04:10:28 PM »
My first customer today was pissed. Rammed both sets of lock gates and then got wedged sideways in the lock. He had me pulling on a rope but had his engine on full taking him in the opposite direction. I let go to avoid being dragged in and he rammed the lock gates again.  Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53828 on: April 09, 2018, 04:31:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 04:10:28 PM
My first customer today was pissed. Rammed both sets of lock gates and then got wedged sideways in the lock. He had me pulling on a rope but had his engine on full taking him in the opposite direction. I let go to avoid being dragged in and he rammed the lock gates again.  Banghead Banghead

Did he know you were manning the lock?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53829 on: April 09, 2018, 04:32:17 PM »
Only when he managed to focus on me  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53830 on: April 09, 2018, 04:42:27 PM »
Was just wondering if he rammed the gates because he thought there was nobody manning the gate.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53831 on: April 09, 2018, 04:43:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 04:10:28 PM
My first customer today was pissed. Rammed both sets of lock gates and then got wedged sideways in the lock. He had me pulling on a rope but had his engine on full taking him in the opposite direction. I let go to avoid being dragged in and he rammed the lock gates again.  Banghead Banghead
noooo:

Are you allowed to red card like ban them from the waterways?   Or maybe just shoot them
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53832 on: April 09, 2018, 04:44:25 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 04:42:27 PM
Was just wondering if he rammed the gates because he thought there was nobody manning the gate.  rubschin:
::)

The gates weigh 15 tons each. He was in a fibre glass cruiser  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53833 on: April 09, 2018, 04:44:55 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 09, 2018, 04:43:51 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 04:10:28 PM
My first customer today was pissed. Rammed both sets of lock gates and then got wedged sideways in the lock. He had me pulling on a rope but had his engine on full taking him in the opposite direction. I let go to avoid being dragged in and he rammed the lock gates again.  Banghead Banghead
noooo:

Are you allowed to red card like ban them from the waterways?   Or maybe just shoot them

Amazingly not!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #53834 on: April 09, 2018, 05:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2018, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 04:42:27 PM
Was just wondering if he rammed the gates because he thought there was nobody manning the gate.  rubschin:
::)

The gates weigh 15 tons each. He was in a fibre glass cruiser  ::)

You also said he was pissed, so expecting rational decision making was at best wildly optimistic..  noooo:
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