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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54045 on: May 06, 2018, 08:22:52 AM »
I can blame subsidence  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54046 on: May 06, 2018, 09:35:45 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54047 on: May 07, 2018, 07:30:00 AM »
"Lunch" with Nod, who wishes to give me a lecture on his historical research about our Spanish destinations.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54048 on: May 07, 2018, 08:43:48 AM »
Today is not starting out well

Discovered cat fleas on eldest cat, so shortly off to find where I can buy some flea killing drops - on a public holiday

Will have to brave the masses on the annual Hastings Motorbike run - it can get seriously bonkers

We also have tiler tiling away making huge amounts of noise and not a little mess

And then there's that ongoing pond filtering repair . . . . .


And it ain't half hot

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54049 on: May 07, 2018, 08:58:57 AM »
Walked up the steepest street in the world this arvo - I'm still knackered...  noooo:







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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54050 on: May 07, 2018, 10:08:02 AM »
Yep ..that looks hard work.

Yesterday I decided I wanted the Apple tree in our garden removed. It is getting too large and messy.

Posted the job on the t'internet and this morning it is chainsaw massacre time  !!

The man keeps muttering at me saying I am a tree murderer!

My axe may need to be upgraded 😁
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54051 on: May 07, 2018, 10:16:25 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2018, 10:08:02 AM
Yep ..that looks hard work.

Yesterday I decided I wanted the Apple tree in our garden removed. It is getting too large and messy.

Posted the job on the t'internet and this morning it is chainsaw massacre time  !!

The man keeps muttering at me saying I am a tree murderer!

My axe may newd to be upgraded 😁

 scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54052 on: May 07, 2018, 01:06:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2018, 10:16:25 AM
Quote from: Tree Murderer on May 07, 2018, 10:08:02 AM
Yep ..that looks hard work.

Yesterday I decided I wanted the Apple tree in our garden removed. It is getting too large and messy.

Posted the job on the t'internet and this morning it is chainsaw massacre time  !!

The man keeps muttering at me saying I am a tree murderer!

My axe may newd to be upgraded 😁

 scared2:
  scared2: scared2:

(when she sees wot I just did  whistle:)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54053 on: May 07, 2018, 02:26:12 PM »
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54054 on: May 07, 2018, 04:44:31 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 07, 2018, 01:06:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2018, 10:16:25 AM
Quote from: Tree Murderer on May 07, 2018, 10:08:02 AM
Yep ..that looks hard work.

Yesterday I decided I wanted the Apple tree in our garden removed. It is getting too large and messy.

Posted the job on the t'internet and this morning it is chainsaw massacre time  !!

The man keeps muttering at me saying I am a tree murderer!

My axe may newd to be upgraded 😁

 scared2:
  scared2: scared2:

(when she sees wot I just did  whistle:)

 lol:

You United mob are all the same  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54055 on: May 08, 2018, 08:12:35 AM »
Pointless faffing at the office and then going home to pack. Poor Nod is in a frenzy of excitement, though my attempts to teach him some basic Spanish are still futile  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54056 on: May 08, 2018, 09:01:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2018, 08:12:35 AM
Pointless faffing at the office and then going home to pack. Poor Nod is in a frenzy of excitement, though my attempts to teach him some basic Spanish are still futile  noooo: noooo:
Teach him some important stuff then

"Hola, mi nombre es Nod, perdona a mi estúpido colega"

"Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas"

"¿Puedo ver Eurovisión en tu sofá este sábado? Trataré de no driblar"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54057 on: May 08, 2018, 09:08:36 AM »
He can't even remember the phrase for "two beers, please"  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54058 on: May 08, 2018, 09:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2018, 09:08:36 AM
He can't even remember the phrase for "two beers, please"  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54059 on: May 08, 2018, 06:32:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2018, 09:08:36 AM
He can't even remember the phrase for "two beers, please"  noooo:

Ah Nod's cunning plan is obvious here, if he can't order the drinks then you will have to pay for them all...  whistle:
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