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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54135 on: May 22, 2018, 02:32:40 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2018, 01:55:06 PM
Cracked rear bumper . May take him to the car hospital in case there is anything I can't see  sad24:

About 10 years ago I rolled into the back of the car in front and the bumpers kissed. The woman driver got £15000 and went on holiday to Florida  cussing: cussing:

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You can double that for sure!  :thumbsup:

When they see how shabby you look like....  whistle:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54136 on: May 22, 2018, 02:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 22, 2018, 02:27:54 PM
Bit of T-Cut and that wax pencil stuff and will look as good as ever


Sierra's a write off though obviously

More than £10 worth of damage you say?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54137 on: May 22, 2018, 02:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 22, 2018, 02:27:54 PM
Bit of T-Cut and that wax pencil stuff and will look as good as ever


Sierra's a write off though obviously


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54138 on: May 22, 2018, 03:00:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54139 on: May 22, 2018, 06:05:41 PM »
A woman in a Dacia something ran into the back of me at a junction a couple of years ago. I heard a faint thud and her car was about a foot shorter with steam and water shooting out of it.

It broke the plastic cap on my tow-hitch. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54140 on: May 22, 2018, 06:09:44 PM »
I hope you made her pay for a new one  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54141 on: May 22, 2018, 06:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2018, 06:09:44 PM
I hope you made her pay for a new one  :thumbsup:

Yer, she paid for it out of her £30K whiplash compo....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54142 on: May 22, 2018, 06:34:44 PM »
Oh noes, it was her fault !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54143 on: May 22, 2018, 07:24:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 22, 2018, 06:34:44 PM
Oh noes, it was her fault !

She prolly didn't expect a combine to be in the car park at Waitrose... Ipso facto it was Mr. Darwin's Man's fault...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54144 on: May 23, 2018, 05:48:44 AM »
Birmingham  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54145 on: May 23, 2018, 06:06:16 AM »
Brunch in Pafos...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54146 on: May 23, 2018, 09:27:03 AM »
Half day work then off to visit The Brat in Brighton
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54147 on: May 23, 2018, 09:54:55 AM »
More DIY bodgery then Tunbridge Wells
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54148 on: May 23, 2018, 10:49:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2018, 05:48:44 AM
Birmingham  evil:

If you want to blend in just start calling the locals Yam Yams...  whistle:








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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54149 on: May 23, 2018, 04:52:21 PM »
Unexpectedly brilliant confernence in Brum. Made some new pals and picked up some werk  eeek: :thumbsup:

As usual I got lost as I always do in Brum  noooo:  Eventually got a taxi to the venue. Cabby was incredulous as we were 10 yards from it  redface:

Splendid free lunch  whistle:
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