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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54195 on: May 29, 2018, 01:38:36 PM »
SHe drove it into some gates? rubschin:
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Looks like I may have scraped it on a kerb  redface:.  It's gouged the wheel rim and a rip in the side of the tyre.  Both insured but it just takes time to get fixed

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The tyres on the owld Pajero are too tall to scrape the wheels on the kerb...

...the new ones on the Sportage aren't tho!  scared2:
The Kia-Ora you mean

Oh yes...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54196 on: May 30, 2018, 06:42:19 AM »
Off to Pafos to transfer the owld Pajero to her new daddy.. .  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54197 on: May 30, 2018, 06:43:06 AM »
Don't let LL drive  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54198 on: May 30, 2018, 08:32:28 AM »
Don't let LL drive  whistle:

I'm not even driving it!  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54199 on: May 30, 2018, 08:34:38 AM »
Don't let LL drive  whistle:

I'm not even driving it!  scared2:

In safe hands then you say...  rubschin:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54202 on: May 30, 2018, 09:37:44 AM »
Better than LL, you say?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54203 on: May 30, 2018, 09:50:56 AM »
Better than LL, you say?
Might be better than wheel scraper me  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54205 on: May 30, 2018, 11:05:47 AM »
An hour on Skype with Miss I  cloud9:

Miss I: I want to come back to the UK next year
Me: You had better hurry, Brexit and all that, like
Miss I: Oh, we can just get married  eeek: Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54206 on: May 30, 2018, 11:08:25 AM »
An hour on Skype with Miss I  cloud9:

Miss I: I want to come back to the UK next year
Me: You had better hurry, Brexit and all that, like
Miss I: Oh, we can just get married  eeek: Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54207 on: May 30, 2018, 12:43:28 PM »
Well if nothing else you now have something that would probably shut up ex Mrs Nick the next time she goes off on one.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54208 on: May 30, 2018, 01:02:45 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54209 on: May 30, 2018, 01:37:19 PM »
Just give us all some advanced warning so we can get to a minimum safe distance before you can honestly tell her the pair of you have been talking about marriage...  scared2:
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