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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54225 on: May 30, 2018, 05:53:29 PM »
Quick lets get some grandstand tickets printed, we could make a fortune
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54226 on: May 30, 2018, 05:57:50 PM »
Miss I will win. She has an personal trainer  angel1

And does kickboxing, like  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54227 on: May 30, 2018, 06:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 05:57:50 PM
Miss I will win. She has an personal trainer  angel1

And does kickboxing, like  whistle:
I thought this was Miss D with axe versus the Eel Whisperer
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54228 on: May 30, 2018, 06:19:02 PM »
Miss I will go into the ring for me and take Miss D up the Trent and Mersey  angel1









































I am a dead man  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54229 on: May 30, 2018, 08:00:44 PM »
Should we send flowers or is it donations to the home for homeless Eels?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54230 on: May 30, 2018, 08:08:38 PM »
I am advising Miss D on her next holiday  angel1  What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54231 on: May 30, 2018, 08:18:40 PM »
Right you blithering idiot let's get some facts straight !!

You cannot marry Miss I as as far as we are aware you are not divorced yet ?? Please confirm and please update Miss I to this effect!  My creme egg hat will remain in cold storage until then !

Secondly if I were in a 3D film you would indeed need to duck .I am.presuming you are casting aspirations my way whilst I will be throwing cold hard steel yours !!

Thirdly I have no desire to enter into any form of combat or 'ring' with Miss I ...as far as I can tell her judgement is already seriously impaired  / infected--   it would not be morally responsible to extend her suffering or treatment plan!. I leave that role to you and her personal trainer  ;)

Fourthly  ...dream on  evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54232 on: May 30, 2018, 08:19:53 PM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54233 on: May 30, 2018, 08:45:32 PM »
And Scary Lady beats Ginger Man by a fall and two submissions
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54234 on: May 30, 2018, 08:48:36 PM »
Wimmin always win  noooo:

All this equality stuff in the news is bollox, they always have the upper hand*















































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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54235 on: May 30, 2018, 08:51:59 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54236 on: May 30, 2018, 08:53:19 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54237 on: May 31, 2018, 09:26:57 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 05:11:03 PM
Miss I will defend me.

Right up to the point that she sees the typo/Freudian slip...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54238 on: May 31, 2018, 09:35:14 AM »
 evil:

Nod has suggested "lunch"  facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54239 on: May 31, 2018, 09:48:07 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2018, 05:11:03 PM
Miss I will defend me.

Right up to the point that she sees the typo/Freudian slip...  whistle:

Or discovers that he is going on a have-it-away-day with Suzie...  whistle:
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