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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54300 on: June 10, 2018, 03:07:24 PM »
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Nick gets pissed and falls over...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54301 on: June 10, 2018, 03:08:47 PM »
LL: Shall we go for a walk?
BM: Yes, lets walk down to the square, have a couple of beers and walk back.
LL:  :thumbsup:
* walk to square, I have three Carlsbergs, LL has a Carlsberg and two cocktails...*
LL: Go and get the car....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54302 on: June 10, 2018, 03:31:16 PM »
LL wants to get you arrested?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54303 on: June 10, 2018, 03:31:45 PM »
LL wants to get you arrested?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54304 on: June 10, 2018, 03:48:54 PM »
LL wants to get you arrested?  rubschin:

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That's one possibility, out of interest is would drink driving negate your life insurance...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54305 on: June 10, 2018, 03:56:15 PM »
LL's cooking will kill him  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54306 on: June 10, 2018, 04:12:50 PM »
LL's cooking will kill him  noooo:

It was Thai Green Curry tonight...  cloud9:

...it looked like something Cobnut brought up on the roof as the airgun pellets started to ping off the tiles around him...  noooo:

With hindsight, "this looks like cat sick" wasn't the most diplomatic of gastronomic reviews...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54307 on: June 10, 2018, 04:15:11 PM »
LL's cooking will kill him  noooo:

It was Thai Green Curry tonight...  cloud9:

...it looked like something Cobnut brought up on the roof as the airgun pellets started to ping off the tiles around him...  noooo:

With hindsight, "this looks like cat sick" wasn't the most diplomatic of gastronomic reviews...  scared2:

*Note to self, send black suit to cleaners*  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54308 on: June 10, 2018, 04:16:41 PM »
You should start to cook instead and let LL do the roof and gardening and driving stuff.........









Oh............. redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54309 on: June 10, 2018, 04:17:08 PM »
LL's cooking will kill him  noooo:

It was Thai Green Curry tonight...  cloud9:

...it looked like something Cobnut brought up on the roof as the airgun pellets started to ping off the tiles around him...  noooo:

With hindsight, "this looks like cat sick" wasn't the most diplomatic of gastronomic reviews...  scared2:

*Note to self, send black suit to cleaners*  noooo:

I got 'The Look'....  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54310 on: June 10, 2018, 04:18:21 PM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Having lunch with Mrs Nick soon. Going to be bloody  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54311 on: June 10, 2018, 04:18:47 PM »
You should start to cook instead and let LL do the roof and gardening and driving stuff.........









Oh............. redface:

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I was explaining the intricacies of a Dual Clutch Transmission at the pub...

...that'll be fucked then...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54312 on: June 10, 2018, 04:19:32 PM »
scared2: scared2: scared2:

Having lunch with Mrs Nick soon. Going to be bloody  noooo:

Steak tartare...?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54313 on: June 10, 2018, 04:23:59 PM »
You should start to cook instead and let LL do the roof and gardening and driving stuff.........









Oh............. redface:

You know how to delight a wimmin.  noooo: noooo: noooo: 

Miss I showed me a new double clutch once  eyes: eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54314 on: June 10, 2018, 04:29:03 PM »
You should start to cook instead and let LL do the roof and gardening and driving stuff.........









Oh............. redface:

You know how to delight a wimmin.  noooo: noooo: noooo: 

Miss I showed me a new double clutch once  eyes: eyes:

She obviously didn't show you how to work the quote system... ::)
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