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[Barman]

Then she left again a minute later 

She is astonishingly slim.

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

That there Geeta Pedse was in the other day 


Pity she's a rug muncher 

[Nick]

Nod has asked if it is OK if he brings two ladies to our "lunch" tomorrow   

[Steve]

Then she left again a minute later 

She is astonishingly slim.

she always has been, used to be painfully so in her BBC SE days

So in my limited experience of seeing in real life, women off the TV they just look stunningly better.  Does that work with her?

[Nick]

Oh yes and she has all the right bits in the right places and she sort of sashays and .........oh 

[Steve]

That there Geeta Pedse was in the other day 


Pity she's a rug muncher 

Wiki lists her as a relief presenter 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

So your ideal wumman is slim and can walk 

[Nick]

Miss I can run, climb and kickbox (but not with me, fortunately). She can go up a tree like a monkey 

[Nick]

I should never have introduced Miss I to Leonard Cohen songs 

[Barman]

I should never have introduced Miss I to Leonard Cohen songs 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

I should never have introduced Miss I to Leonard Cohen songs 

Can't see what you mean

"Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St Paul
Give me Christ
or give me Hiroshima
Destroy another fetus now
We don't like children anyhow
I've seen the future, baby:
it is murder "


(Tis a brilliant track though)

[Nick]

She is making him the soundtrack to her lezzer break-up and sending me links to gloomy songs