The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

Waiting for a courier to deliver a tiny package. 

Waiting for new car to arrive. 

Removing some aluminium shutters from the house that the tenant has managed to smash. 

Letting the cat in/out as tenant is in the UK. 

All the while walking around with a mahoosive spot on my chin... 

[Miss Demeanour]

They say it's a waiting game eh 

[Barman]

They say it's a waiting game eh 

Yes, the spot waits until I go to sleep and then doubles in size! 

[Miss Demeanour]

They need to do one of those time lapse films to show the optimum growth times  for spots and just how they manage to go from nothing to golf balls overnight 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

They need to do one of those time lapse films to show the optimum growth times  for spots and just how they manage to go from nothing to golf balls overnight 

 

[Steve]

They say it's a waiting game eh 

Yes, the spot waits until I go to sleep and then doubles in size! 

You're going to need a bigger bucket    [/misquoted film lines mode]

[Miss Demeanour]

Smother it in toothpaste ...that always works 

[Barman]

Smother it in toothpaste ...that always works 

Tried that... 

With hindsight, LL was right about squeezing it... 

[Steve]

Smother it in toothpaste ...that always works 

Tried that... 

With hindsight, LL was right about squeezing it... 

Rushes to buy bathroom mirror cleaner futures

[Miss Demeanour]

Is it wrong to have ice cream for breakfast ? 

[Nick]

[Grumpmeister]

They say it's a waiting game eh 

Yes, the spot waits until I go to sleep and then doubles in size! 

How do you think I feel, I woke up with some ugly old bugger growing out of my arse 

 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]