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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54630 on: July 02, 2018, 06:08:00 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54631 on: July 02, 2018, 06:26:49 AM »
Google Calendar reminds me that I am duty lock-keeper at Newark TODAY  eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54632 on: July 02, 2018, 07:23:03 AM »
Today appears to be Hampton Court day


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54633 on: July 02, 2018, 01:41:06 PM »
Going to do some wedding photography....  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54634 on: July 02, 2018, 02:13:37 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Are you and Apey going into business ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54635 on: July 02, 2018, 02:17:06 PM »
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Are you and Apey going into business ?


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No.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54636 on: July 02, 2018, 05:18:18 PM »
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Are you and Apey going into business ?


happy001

No.  noooo:





It'll make a cracking sitcom  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54637 on: July 02, 2018, 06:04:31 PM »
Some idiot changed the lock on the access gate to my lock during the day and didn't give the new key.

I have spent an hour locked in a fvcking scrapyard and had to be rescued by a man who had to drive 30 miles to do it

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54638 on: July 02, 2018, 07:27:04 PM »
18miles on my bike this morning.  I think I can say an injury I had is now better.   angel1



This evening, I am quietly weeding the garden, having been left to its own devices for 6 weeks, I am bending over when a magpie decides to use my back as a runway.   I shout, I scream and eventually it takes off.   I tell the staff but they don’t believe me.   I go back out and carry on weeding and it happens again!  Now I am almost hysterical so the staff realise I am not joking.   We watch as the bird starts to sort through my box of pegs throwing the plastic ones away and taking off with a wooden one.  This happens again but when it is shooed Off it lands on the washing line and tries to unpeg the washing!    evil:

It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54639 on: July 02, 2018, 07:29:54 PM »
Eat some lettuce!! :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54640 on: July 02, 2018, 07:31:06 PM »
Eat some lettuce!! :thumbsup:

I bought a packet of lettuce seed today.  :thumbsup:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54641 on: July 02, 2018, 07:37:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54642 on: July 03, 2018, 03:48:24 AM »
Going to do some wedding photography....  eeek:

Well that went okay...  whistle:

If you want to see pictures of fat, ugly slappers in inappropriate dresses and drunk people dancing I'll post the link...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54643 on: July 03, 2018, 05:35:19 AM »
LL's family visiting?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54644 on: July 03, 2018, 05:43:24 AM »
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