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Offline Steve

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54825 on: July 21, 2018, 01:36:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2018, 12:44:36 PM
She is most certainly not my type  noooo:  but I sense she is lonely and needy  scared2:
But is she Nod's type?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54826 on: July 21, 2018, 01:38:26 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 21, 2018, 01:36:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2018, 12:44:36 PM
She is most certainly not my type  noooo:  but I sense she is lonely and needy  scared2:
But is she Nod's type?

Good call!! He goes for the (koff) larger wumman  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54827 on: July 21, 2018, 03:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2018, 12:44:36 PM
I sense she is lonely and needy  scared2:

What do you know, the two things I look for in a woman.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54828 on: July 21, 2018, 03:39:59 PM »
DO you want her number? Her knockers are mahoosive  eeek: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54829 on: July 21, 2018, 04:03:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 21, 2018, 03:39:59 PM
DO you want her number? Her knockers are mahoosive  eeek: scared2:
Not always a good thing
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54830 on: July 21, 2018, 04:17:26 PM »
Snorkel  noooo: noooo:  Miss i on the other hand  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54831 on: July 23, 2018, 05:47:43 AM »
Might go to Lewes, might not  sadsmiley30:

Did I mention that Suzi has run off with a spiritualist?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54832 on: July 23, 2018, 06:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2018, 05:47:43 AM
Might go to Lewes, might not  sadsmiley30:

Did I mention that Suzi has run off with a spiritualist?

No... Popcorn:

More ShowerGate for me...  cry:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54833 on: July 23, 2018, 06:29:21 AM »
Suzi has run off with a spiritualist.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54834 on: July 23, 2018, 06:38:27 AM »
Is that a posh name for a Barman ??  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54835 on: July 23, 2018, 06:47:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2018, 06:38:27 AM
Is that a posh name for a Barman ??  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54836 on: July 23, 2018, 06:47:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2018, 06:29:21 AM
Suzi has run off with a spiritualist.

How exactly has she run off... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54837 on: July 23, 2018, 06:54:42 AM »
She has gone to Devon and he is getting a divorce. He is married to a clairvoyant, but I don't think she saw this coming..





























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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54838 on: July 23, 2018, 06:58:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2018, 06:54:42 AM
She has gone to Devon and he is getting a divorce. He is married to a clairvoyant, but I don't think she saw this coming..





























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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54839 on: July 23, 2018, 07:26:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2018, 06:58:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 23, 2018, 06:54:42 AM
She has gone to Devon and he is getting a divorce. He is married to a clairvoyant, but I don't think she saw this coming..





























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