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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54885 on: July 26, 2018, 11:31:36 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54886 on: July 26, 2018, 12:08:38 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2018, 11:17:54 AM
It means I am leaving in the morning and have to eliminate all evidence of my stay  redface:

Don't forget Mr. Stew!  scared2:

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Oh don't worry, he won't....  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54887 on: July 26, 2018, 12:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2018, 12:08:38 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2018, 11:28:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2018, 11:17:54 AM
It means I am leaving in the morning and have to eliminate all evidence of my stay  redface:

Don't forget Mr. Stew!  scared2:

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Oh don't worry, he won't....  eveilgrin:

 noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54888 on: July 26, 2018, 12:54:20 PM »
Non-stop Taxi-ing evil:

The chauffeuse has hurt her ankle.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54889 on: July 26, 2018, 01:04:29 PM »
Are you in charge of the young ladies from the Pony Club  eyes:



























We await the court case  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54890 on: July 26, 2018, 01:09:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2018, 01:04:29 PM
Are you in charge of the young ladies from the Pony Club  eyes:


We await the court case  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54891 on: July 26, 2018, 01:10:48 PM »
Oh, Mrs DS (#3)'s ancient cron(i)es . My sympathies.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54892 on: July 26, 2018, 01:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 26, 2018, 01:10:48 PM
Oh, Mrs DS (#3)'s ancient cron(i)es . My sympathies.
Plastic seat covers needed?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54893 on: July 26, 2018, 01:20:15 PM »
ANd ear plugs noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54894 on: July 27, 2018, 04:50:48 AM »
Back to Nottingham............
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54895 on: July 27, 2018, 05:26:01 AM »
Chauffeuring and then re-programming RoboVac while LL is out...  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54896 on: July 27, 2018, 04:53:49 PM »
7 hours of frying on various motorways  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54897 on: July 27, 2018, 04:56:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2018, 04:53:49 PM
7 hours of frying on various motorways  cussing: cussing: cussing:

You'd be better off using a cooker like most sensible people...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54898 on: July 28, 2018, 06:13:54 AM »
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Suzi is enjoying a dirty weekend with the spiritualist in some posh place about 8 miles from here. She asks if I want to meet them for a coffee this morning. You'd think he would have known I was busy  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54899 on: July 28, 2018, 06:14:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 06:13:54 AM
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Suzi is enjoying a dirty weekend with the spiritualist in some posh place about 8 miles from here. She asks if I want to meet them for a coffee this morning. You'd think he would have known I was busy  rubschin:

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