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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54900 on: July 28, 2018, 08:57:01 AM »
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Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 06:13:54 AM
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Suzi is enjoying a dirty weekend with the spiritualist in some posh place about 8 miles from here. She asks if I want to meet them for a coffee this morning. You'd think he would have known I was busy  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54901 on: July 28, 2018, 11:22:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 06:13:54 AM
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Suzi is enjoying a dirty weekend with the spiritualist in some posh place about 8 miles from here. She asks if I want to meet them for a coffee this morning. You'd think he would have known I was busy  rubschin:

That's why he asked you say...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54902 on: July 28, 2018, 11:26:17 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2018, 11:22:48 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 06:13:54 AM
::)

Suzi is enjoying a dirty weekend with the spiritualist in some posh place about 8 miles from here. She asks if I want to meet them for a coffee this morning. You'd think he would have known I was busy  rubschin:

That's why he asked you say...  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54903 on: July 28, 2018, 11:40:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2018, 11:26:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2018, 11:22:48 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 06:13:54 AM
::)

Suzi is enjoying a dirty weekend with the spiritualist in some posh place about 8 miles from here. She asks if I want to meet them for a coffee this morning. You'd think he would have known I was busy  rubschin:

That's why he asked you say...  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54904 on: July 28, 2018, 02:04:59 PM »
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54905 on: July 28, 2018, 02:40:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2018, 02:04:59 PM
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

In this life or a previous one...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54906 on: July 28, 2018, 03:50:24 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54907 on: July 28, 2018, 05:37:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2018, 02:04:59 PM
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54908 on: July 28, 2018, 05:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2018, 02:04:59 PM
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

Subtly point him in ex Mrs Nick's direction and enjoy the fireworks...  Sinister:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54909 on: July 28, 2018, 06:07:37 PM »
 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54910 on: July 28, 2018, 06:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 06:07:37 PM
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Either she will take him apart or he will get her to mellow out some. Sounds like a win win either way, just make sure you have a concrete alibi in case she asks you if you had anything to do with him going after her...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54911 on: July 28, 2018, 09:57:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2018, 02:04:59 PM
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

So what are his best qualities according to his new squeeze ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54912 on: July 28, 2018, 10:20:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2018, 02:04:59 PM
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)
That says he a bender










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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54913 on: July 29, 2018, 06:47:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2018, 09:57:30 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2018, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 28, 2018, 02:04:59 PM
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

So what are his best qualities according to his new squeeze ?

She thinks he is some sort of Messiah  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54914 on: July 29, 2018, 06:52:19 AM »
"Lunch" with Nod  NickSick
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