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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54915 on: July 29, 2018, 07:00:49 AM »
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

So what are his best qualities according to his new squeeze ?

She thinks he is some sort of Messiah  ::)

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54916 on: July 29, 2018, 07:02:36 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54917 on: July 29, 2018, 07:12:18 AM »
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

So what are his best qualities according to his new squeeze ?

She thinks he is some sort of Messiah  ::)

Is she waiting for the second coming ?  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54918 on: July 29, 2018, 07:18:09 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54919 on: July 29, 2018, 08:04:34 AM »
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

So what are his best qualities according to his new squeeze ?

She thinks he is some sort of Messiah  ::)

Is she waiting for the second coming ?  lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54920 on: July 29, 2018, 02:26:38 PM »
Back from "lunch" with Nod  NickSick  and emergency lock-keeper in Newark tomorrow  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54921 on: July 29, 2018, 03:40:24 PM »
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

So what are his best qualities according to his new squeeze ?

She thinks he is some sort of Messiah  ::)

Is she waiting for the second coming ?  lol: lol: lol:
Maybe he moves in mysterious ways?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54922 on: July 29, 2018, 03:45:05 PM »
I am sure he does. This will end in tears  Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54923 on: July 29, 2018, 04:08:07 PM »
Back from "lunch" with Nod  NickSick  and emergency lock-keeper in Newark tomorrow  cloud9:

Newark must be very well organised if they can arrange to have an emergency...  rubschin:
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The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54924 on: July 29, 2018, 04:14:02 PM »
Trying to either hide or make tidy this rats nest of TV related wiring



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54925 on: July 29, 2018, 04:42:48 PM »
Back from "lunch" with Nod  NickSick  and emergency lock-keeper in Newark tomorrow  cloud9:

Newark must be very well organised if they can arrange to have an emergency...  rubschin:

I am being helpful  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54926 on: July 29, 2018, 06:29:46 PM »
Back from "lunch" with Nod  NickSick  and emergency lock-keeper in Newark tomorrow  cloud9:

Newark must be very well organised if they can arrange to have an emergency...  rubschin:

I am being helpful  whistle:

Alas, poor Newark! we knew it, Barmonio........  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54927 on: July 29, 2018, 06:30:44 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54928 on: July 30, 2018, 04:53:45 AM »
Have you met him before ???

If not I  am most looking forward to your first meeting  :thumbsup:

Yes, he is a smarmy twat and a charlatan (and makes a fortune out of gullible women).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Manning  ::)

So what are his best qualities according to his new squeeze ?

She thinks he is some sort of Messiah  ::)

Is she waiting for the second coming ?  lol: lol: lol:
Maybe he moves in mysterious ways?

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54929 on: July 30, 2018, 05:28:22 AM »
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