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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55035 on: August 08, 2018, 04:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 08, 2018, 04:41:07 PM
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Suzi's spiritualist is big into "spirit healing". SHe told me today that his last two wives both died.

I asked why he didn't heal them.

I got one of those looks  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Is spirit healing the same as embalming  then ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55036 on: August 08, 2018, 05:13:12 PM »
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It  seems to be in his case. And she also says he drinks and smokes too much  ::)  I also remarked to Suzi that she is not that abstemious on the collapso front.

I got another of those looks  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55037 on: August 08, 2018, 09:01:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2018, 04:43:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 08, 2018, 04:41:07 PM
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Suzi's spiritualist is big into "spirit healing". SHe told me today that his last two wives both died.

I asked why he didn't heal them.

I got one of those looks  scared2: scared2: scared2:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55038 on: August 08, 2018, 09:01:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55039 on: August 09, 2018, 04:32:51 AM »
Going shooting...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55040 on: August 09, 2018, 04:38:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2018, 04:32:51 AM
Going shooting...  cloud9:

Quote from: David Attenborough
And now we see the fabled Cypriot dance of the safe zone where it seems that almost the entire population of the island are cramming themselves into a small space in front of a static target. The origins of this phenomenon have been lost to time but local legends tell a tale of 'a bucket wearing berk with a shotgun'...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55041 on: August 09, 2018, 04:48:15 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2018, 04:38:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2018, 04:32:51 AM
Going shooting...  cloud9:

Quote from: David Attenborough
And now we see the fabled Cypriot dance of the safe zone where it seems that almost the entire population of the island are cramming themselves into a small space in front of a static target. The origins of this phenomenon have been lost to time but local legends tell a tale of 'a bucket wearing berk with a shotgun'...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55042 on: August 09, 2018, 09:22:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55043 on: August 09, 2018, 10:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2018, 09:22:35 AM
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How many defenseless clays got massacred today
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55044 on: August 09, 2018, 11:15:38 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 09, 2018, 10:05:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2018, 09:22:35 AM
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How many defenseless clays got massacred today

Squillions...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55045 on: August 09, 2018, 11:21:25 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55046 on: August 09, 2018, 11:25:49 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55047 on: August 09, 2018, 11:57:14 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55048 on: August 09, 2018, 04:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2018, 11:25:49 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2018, 11:21:25 AM
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Hundreds then...  cloud9:
Translation:
"The one I hit broke into a large number of pieces, even before it struck the ground."
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55049 on: August 09, 2018, 04:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2018, 11:15:38 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 09, 2018, 10:05:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2018, 09:22:35 AM
Back...   angel1
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How many defenseless clays got massacred today

Squillions...  cloud9:

Shooting them once they've landed doesn't count old boy....  whistle:
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