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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55215 on: August 27, 2018, 05:36:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55216 on: August 28, 2018, 05:17:24 AM »
Going shooting...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55217 on: August 28, 2018, 07:55:47 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2018, 05:17:24 AM
Going shooting...  cloud9:

Time for the ritual of everyone cramming themselves in front of the target for safety you say...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55218 on: August 28, 2018, 09:32:00 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 07:55:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2018, 05:17:24 AM
Going shooting...  cloud9:

Time for the ritual of everyone cramming themselves in front of the target for safety you say...  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55219 on: August 28, 2018, 02:03:06 PM »
I've been everywhere, man.

Two people said how well I looked. This is because I am presently suntanned  ::)

I wonder if I should tell Penny how well she looks when I see her on Thursday  rubschin:  She is permanently the colour of plain chocolate.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55220 on: August 28, 2018, 02:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2018, 02:03:06 PM
I've been everywhere, man.

Two people said how well I looked. This is because I am presently suntanned  ::)

I wonder if I should tell Penny how well she looks when I see her on Thursday  rubschin:  She is permanently the colour of plain chocolate.

How well you looked compared to what...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55221 on: August 28, 2018, 02:32:59 PM »
Compared to a lighter coloured me  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55222 on: August 28, 2018, 02:52:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2018, 02:32:59 PM
Compared to a lighter coloured me  ::)

A dead one then...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55223 on: August 28, 2018, 02:54:31 PM »
I don't think corpses lose their suntans  ::)


Anyhoo, Willycam on Monday so be alert for black suit dry-cleaning notice  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55224 on: August 28, 2018, 03:00:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2018, 02:54:31 PM
I don't think corpses lose their suntans  ::)


Anyhoo, Willycam on Monday so be alert for black suit dry-cleaning notice  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55225 on: August 28, 2018, 03:10:50 PM »
I am hoping for the nice Irish redhead nurse to be in charge. She has a lovely touch  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55226 on: August 28, 2018, 04:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 11, 2018, 01:45:28 PM
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Four o bastard o'clock he started today and he is still going!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55227 on: August 28, 2018, 04:05:13 PM »
Get yerself a 99.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55228 on: August 28, 2018, 04:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2018, 04:05:13 PM
Get yerself a 99.

And stick it up his arse?  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #55229 on: August 28, 2018, 04:07:28 PM »
As you wish  whistle:
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