The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

He is still going! 

[Nick]

Shoot his tannoy (from within 3 feet, obviously) 

[Miss Demeanour]

Next week we start yet another restructure at work ...except this will be the mother of all chaos theories in action .

It will be an absolute disaster. I can't see one penny being saved which is obviously the intention , we've just got rid of loads of people ...except we now have hardly anyone to do the work or cover new shifts they are introducing. Also now expected to do all sorts of roles with no training or expertise and all work 'digitally' with of course no 'enablement solutions ' in place !!

I may be in need of voddy by the bath full !!!

[Nick]

Seriously. this is happening all over at present EXCEPT for the highly paid interims and consultants  brought in to take control.    It is a mad nightmare, but you will be ok

[Grumpmeister]

I've been everywhere, man.

Two people said how well I looked. This is because I am presently suntanned 

I wonder if I should tell Penny how well she looks when I see her on Thursday    She is permanently the colour of plain chocolate.

How well you looked compared to what...? 

 

[Nick]

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Barman]

Went to the supermarket with my bags.... again! 

[Barman]

He is still going! 

He's back! 

[Grumpmeister]

He is still going! 

He's back! 

"Just one Cornetto.....buy it baldy......" 

[Barman]

He is still going! 

He's back! 

"Just one Cornetto.....buy it baldy......" 

 

[Steve]

Bonkers day

Up early despite well effed back for idiot 8am meeting in the rain with Mr Gardener. Tapatalk bust so Uncle well beats me in the good moaning thread

75 fraught fruitless and soaking minutes later rush off to 6 pin bowling which was fucking chaos with a billion kids one totally effed machine that kept dropping all the pins all over the house lace and 6 visits from the engineer and 3 hours later I emerge victorious for once

Then rush back to play chauffeur (cue pics) to take Mrs K to the back quack as she’s even worserer back wise than me.  So here I sit waiting for her to emerge

All very dull of course but I feel better for Tapatalking it all down

[Barman]

Bonkers day

Up early despite well effed back for idiot 8am meeting in the rain with Mr Gardener. Tapatalk bust so Uncle well beats me in the good moaning thread

75 fraught fruitless and soaking minutes later rush off to 6 pin bowling which was fucking chaos with a billion kids one totally effed machine that kept dropping all the pins all over the house lace and 6 visits from the engineer and 3 hours later I emerge victorious for once

Then rush back to play chauffeur (cue pics) to take Mrs K to the back quack as she’s even worserer back wise than me.  So here I sit waiting for her to emerge

All very dull of course but I feel better for Tapatalking it all down

Awwww.... pathead....

At least you haven't got a fecking ice cream van with you! 

[Steve]

Bonkers day

Up early despite well effed back for idiot 8am meeting in the rain with Mr Gardener. Tapatalk bust so Uncle well beats me in the good moaning thread

75 fraught fruitless and soaking minutes later rush off to 6 pin bowling which was fucking chaos with a billion kids one totally effed machine that kept dropping all the pins all over the house lace and 6 visits from the engineer and 3 hours later I emerge victorious for once

Then rush back to play chauffeur (cue pics) to take Mrs K to the back quack as she’s even worserer back wise than me.  So here I sit waiting for her to emerge

All very dull of course but I feel better for Tapatalking it all down

Awwww.... pathead....

At least you haven't got a fecking ice cream van with you! 

Indeed, have we done to pensioner and ice cream van joke yet?

Anyway Sonia (aka Ms Back Quack) fitted me in for a quick pummel so now my back is not so wonky but jeez I do I hurty

Alcohol will be imbibed later

[Barman]

Shopping in Limassol...